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  • pineapple stu
    Biased against YOUR club
    • Aug 2002
    • 40783
    #1

    Lloyd Colfer

    Don't know how many picked up on this, but for the Drogheda game, we had Lloyd Colfer on the bench. Apparently, he's a forward we signed from Pat's on our first scholarship of the year.

    Don't know if he's any good though.
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    • SÓC
      First Team
      • Jul 2001
      • 2197
      #2
      Lloyd Colfer??You sure he hasnt just signed for the cricket team?

      Everyone knows good football players are the ones with simple names like Johnny, Mick, Dave etc (or if he plays for Rovers; Anto). I mean how can you take a fella called Lloyd seriously? I cant wait for the Lloyd Colfer chants
      Last edited by SÓC; 05/08/2003, 12:29 AM.
      Oh no not them again

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        • pineapple stu
          Biased against YOUR club
          • Aug 2002
          • 40783
          #3
          Originally posted by SÓCcfc
          Lloyd Colfer??You sure he hasnt just signed for the cricket team?

          Everyone knows good football players are the ones with simple names like Johnny, Mick, Dave etc (or if he plays for Rovers; Anto). I mean how can you take a fella called Lloyd seriously? I cant wait for the Lloyd Colfer chants


          He's come to the wrong College if he wants to play cricket anyway!

          Wonder why he left Pat's though...

          Give us a bit of time for the chants though...

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            • UCD_4_Life
              Reserves
              • Nov 2002
              • 793
              #4
              Colfer! Colfer! He digs under the ground like a goafer...

              That's all I got so far.
              And stay out of Bumtown, ya no talent bum.

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                • Schumi
                  Capped Player
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 10741
                  #5
                  Originally posted by UCD_4_Life
                  Colfer! Colfer! He digs under the ground like a goafer...
                  It's still better than most of Aberdonian Stu's attempts!
                  We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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                    • UCD_4_Life
                      Reserves
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 793
                      #6
                      Colfer! Colfer! He digs under the ground like a goafer,
                      When defenders see him coming they say "Oh no! It's Colfer".

                      And stay out of Bumtown, ya no talent bum.

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                        • @ndy
                          #7
                          Right, giz a go...i'm not bad at this....

                          OK, to the tune of Flipper...

                          "They call him Colfer, Colfer, Colfer the Striker,
                          Name sounds like he, is from Trinity,
                          Doesn't play cricket but his second name sounds like Golfer,
                          Lloyd Colfer please, score for UCD"

                          ...

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                            • pineapple stu
                              Biased against YOUR club
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 40783
                              #8

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                                • UCD_4_Life
                                  Reserves
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 793
                                  #9
                                  Lloyd, Lloyd! He never gets annoyed!
                                  Lloyd, Lloyd! He kicked the ball so hard it died!
                                  Lloyd, Lloyd! He makes defenders want to commit suicide!

                                  And so forth.
                                  And stay out of Bumtown, ya no talent bum.

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                                    • Schumi
                                      Capped Player
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 10741
                                      #10
                                      Lets' just hope he doesn't get a start if these are the kind of chants that it might cause.
                                      We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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                                        • SÓC
                                          First Team
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 2197
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by @ndy


                                          "They call him Colfer, Colfer, Colfer the Striker,
                                          Name sounds like he, is from Trinity,
                                          Doesn't play cricket but his second name sounds like Golfer,
                                          Lloyd Colfer please, score for UCD"

                                          lol

                                          He has to play now.
                                          Oh no not them again

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                                            • pineapple stu
                                              Biased against YOUR club
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 40783
                                              #12
                                              Crack out the songs - he scored for the U-21s at the weekend...

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                                                • UCD_4_Life
                                                  Reserves
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 793
                                                  #13
                                                  Ask and you shall receive:

                                                  Colfer, Colfer is to football what Tiger Woods is to golfer,
                                                  I saw him the other they and said "hey Colfer, nice goal for the U-21s"
                                                  He looked at me and said "Can't talk now, I have to buy some buns".

                                                  And stay out of Bumtown, ya no talent bum.

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                                                    • pineapple stu
                                                      Biased against YOUR club
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 40783
                                                      #14
                                                      Alas, it appears he's gone back to Rovers. Or at least, someone called L Colfer has scored a couple for their U-21s recently!

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