Kildare away

[pineapple stu]

Could be more tricky than expected. Kildare have signed pretty much a new XI by all accounts, and lost by only one goal to Longford (when down to ten men) and Feckall. Davy Byrne's suspended for them, however, which is a boost. One of their more experienced new signings.

Can someone do me text updates? I'm in London for the weekend.

[DmanDmythDledge]

You going to Wimbledon?

[pineapple stu]

Nah, UK First Aid Championships in Croydon.

Followed by lots of drink.

[John83]

Nah, UK First Aid Championships in Croydon.

Followed by lots of drink.

Followed by more first aid, knowing you!

[DmanDmythDledge]

Seeing as pineapple is not going I will drive and give lifts if needs be.

[pineapple stu]

There's no need; the train's very handy.

(And I know you just want to show off your driving skills )

[John83]

(And I know you just want to show off your driving skills )

Are they mad? And spelt with a z?

I'm unlikely to be going to Kildare, so I ask purely out of curiosity.

[pineapple stu]

You wanna see him. Wrong way around roundabouts, shooting red lights...oh, wait...

[John83]

You wanna see him. Wrong way around roundabouts, shooting red lights...oh, wait...

As much as nearly dying on a roundabout in Spain just isn't worth it, it still greatly pleases me to have given you a taste of your own medicine.

[pineapple stu]

Until you're actually in the car with me when I crash or do something that stupid, you can't comment.

[John83]

Until you're actually in the car with me when I crash or do something that stupid, you can't comment.

I recall an incident on the Sheep's Head Peninsula where you and the other idiot doing 45 on a winding, gravel-strewn lane stopped with roughly an inch between your bumpers.

[pineapple stu]

You lie.

The idiot was doing 25. That's why he was an idiot. ;

[John83]

You lie.

The idiot was doing 25. That's why he was an idiot. ;

That was a different near accident. This one was on-coming.

[pineapple stu]

That was the one with roughly an inch between our mirrors. Plenty of room, an inch. And I don't think I stopped either. I just slowed and braked right up into the hedge on the left.

[DmanDmythDledge]

There's no need; the train's very handy.

(And I know you just want to show off your driving skills )

It's not handy getting to Heuston and then having to wait half an hour after the game.