Isn't Tony Great?

[pineapple stu]

I got lots of different presents, yet all subtly the same.

[Bald Student]

In a few billion years, the universe will collapse on itself, implode and then exploding in another big bang.

No one gets out alive.

Except Tony Mac

[Angus]

Heard that in training, Tony played a match against the entire squad - just him versus the 20 other guys.

he was one nil up at half time but it finished 1-1. I bumped into him at the under 21's and asked him what happened in the second half, he said he was sent off with 20 minutes left

[Aberdonian Stu]

That's a lie. Tony Mac would never have only been 1-0 up with 20 minutes to go.

[John83]

he was one nil up at half time but it finished 1-1. I bumped into him at the under 21's and asked him what happened in the second half, he said he was sent off with 20 minutes left

This is what happens with Paul Byrne injured. How many did Sammo miss, eh?

[dfx-]

he said he was sent off with 20 minutes left

...but only because he wanted to

[pineapple stu]

I heard Tony challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, but Chuck Norris never showed up.

[John83]

The final digit of pi is Tony Mac.

[Angus]

Tony Mac is the third secret of Fatima

Tony Mac is the image on the shroud of turin

Tony Mac is DB Cooper (oh, please look up wikipedia)

Tony Mac split the atom

Tony Mac is the fourth ring of Saturn

[Poor Student]

Credit to Aberdonian Stu...

Tony Mac is Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

[CollegeTillIDie]

And on the eighth day God created Tony Mac, and saw that it was so good that he took the rest of eternity off for a well earned rest

[John83]

Ah, ******. I miss Tony.

[Angus]

Tony is so cool, I met him last night

[pineapple stu]

Hold on, that's not funny. It must be true so...?