Isn't Tony Great?

[John83]

Tony Mac is wonderful isn't he? 14 seasons with the club, 300 league games* more goals than Tadhg Purcell and enough stitches to lately resemble Frankenstein.

*Depending on whether or not you count Little Roc.

[pineapple stu]

Indeed...really noticed his absence last night. There was no-one to give the players a really nasty root up the hole as we started sitting back on the lead.

Oh, and his personal hygiene is above reproach. And I hear he's got his own 10,000 seater ground coming on stream somewhere in Meath just as soon as planning permission for London is granted.

[John83]

Yeah, it's important not to underestimate how important it is to have a great leader like that on the pitch.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER.

I hear that an angered Tony is so fearsome that his alarm clock doesn't wake him up in case he takes his retribution on it.

[Aberdonian Stu]

Tony Mac doesn't sleep, he waits.

[Bald Student]

Who do you all think would win in a fight between Tony Mac and Superman?

[John83]

Who do you all think would win in a fight between Tony Mac and Superman?

Based in the numbers here, I reckon Tony might edge it for a few years yet.

[Bald Student]

Based in the numbers here, I reckon Tony might edge it for a few years yet.

If Superman is due to be more powerful than God in about 2030, he could overtake Tony by about 2050.

The only way to stop this blasphemy would be to place a piece of kryptonite into Superman's hamstring.

[John83]

If Superman is due to be more powerful than God in about 2030, he could overtake Tony by about 2050.

The only way to stop this blasphemy would be to place a piece of kryptonite into Superman's hamstring.

But how are we going to do that? Superman is a fictional character, and I can't draw.

[Aberdonian Stu]

Don't worry, Tony Mac is so brilliant he will find a way to solve the problem.

[John83]

Of course!

[Bald Student]

Is it possible for Tony Mac to create a boulder so heavy that even he can't lift it?

[John83]

Is it possible for Tony Mac to create a boulder so heavy that even he can't lift it?

If it was so heavy that even Tony Mac can't lift it, then it would by necessity be infinitely heavy, collapsing the universe in on it, and making the concept of a reference point relative to which it can be moved void.

Or something.

[pineapple stu]

Does Tony have any babies, do you wonder?

[Bald Student]

If it was so heavy that even Tony Mac can't lift it, then it would by necessity be infinitely heavy, collapsing the universe in on it, and making the concept of a reference point relative to which it can be moved void.

Or something.

I bet Tony Mac knows more about stuff than John83, even though John83 is clearly the bigger nerd.

[John83]

I bet Tony Mac knows more about stuff than John83, even though John83 is clearly the bigger nerd.

But only because Tony doesn't want to be the bigger nerd.