The real match: UCD 2-5 LTFC

[De Town]

We recorded an easy victory tonight in the half time match. UCD had no answers to onef's new signings (myself, and 2 mates), as the away outfit ran out easy winners...

LTFC took the lead when I placed a lovely shot past the UCD keeper and in off the post...Then the whole match was dominated by onef with UCD getting a consilation somewhere in between all the LTFC goals!

[CollegeTillIDie]

Should read....

STIGG 2 - One F IN Longford 5

[DmanDmythDledge]

I scored two goals. The two goals were scored by me. The one where the backpass was dodgy I scored. It went over the line, then the keeper scrambled it out, then I scored again, then the keeper scrambled it out again.

The ref at the half way line seemed to know that it didn't cross the lien, but I said it did and a player warming up at half time said I did. I score two goals0 FACT (as the Bohez like to say). If we had a team of me we would have won.

[Student Mullet]

STIG was s**t. That handsome import One F had was the business.

[Poor Student]

If we had a team of me we would have won.

Can't believe you came back to edited that after you sobered up and only cleaned up the grammar.

[Aberdonian Stu]

Longford only scored 5.

[John83]

2-5 or 1-6, it's still a pasting. Clearly, my, er... presence was missed at the back. :P

What was our team?

[sligoman]

Marty score any goals?

[DmanDmythDledge]

What was our team?

Usual bar Harpo and you. Craddock played for Longford to even up the numbers.

Marty score any goals?

Don't think so.

[CollegeTillIDie]

Brendan Dillon was asked his opinion after the game and said something along the lines of " in my more than 20 years as Superleague Secretary I never witnessed as crap a game !"

[pineapple stu]

Yep, but a former player was quoted as saying "I played alongside worse keepers than you at UCD" to me.

Oh, and that handsome Longford import chipped my bloody tooth! Have to book a trip to the dentist now!

Should be noted that we are lodging a complaint with the governing body as we believe Mullet was a banger. We expect One F to get a three point penalty and to get a replay.

We were utterly sh!te, even with an extra player again. Who was that who missed the open goal when I got across to save? Really enjoyed that - one ofthe best saves I've made in a while!

[DmanDmythDledge]

We were utterly sh!te

As a collective unit.

[Colie]

Half time entertainment it definitely was.

[John83]

Half time entertainment it definitely was.

You over the injury from the, erm, annulled game Colie? Sounds like they could have used you!

[Aberdonian Stu]

Surely my double 'tackle' of One F's banger and Massop where I didn't even use my feet to take them out was the highlight of the game.