Best Ever Chants...

[Pauro 76]

Not sure if there's a thread already for this. But heard a cracker of one recently.

Spurs fans after playing on Valentine's Day away in Prague....

"You can stick your f*****g roses up your @rse"
"I love Tottenham more than you"

:D

[rambler14]

There is one about Ashley Young at Villa about his "internet life"

Shag Shag who ever they be,
We don't care if ya get down and dirty,
you can shag my wife if you want,
as long as win the cup at Wembley!

[sligo23]

portsmouth's fans taunting cashley cole recently:

wheres your cheryl gone?
wheres your cheryl gone?
far, far away!!

brilliant

[Angus]

Was at Watford v newcastle last year in the fizzy cup

Newcastle started singing:

"are you shagging Elton John, are you shagging, are you shaggin, are you shaggign Elton John"

A few moments go by and the response:

"are you shagging Ant and Dec................"!

[rambler14]

portsmouth's fans taunting cashley cole recently:

wheres your cheryl gone?
wheres your cheryl gone?
far, far away!!

brilliant

They'll do that at Arsenal aswell except they'll wave a fiver at him too.

[NeilMcD]

Best one I have hard is the Aberdeen fans to Rangers fans. Now as a bit of background. Michael Mols who played for Rangers, was meant to be married to a girl who was not that attractive to the optic never in fact she often offend that particular nerve.

Now Aberdeen Fans are known as Sheep shaggers to the city folk of Glasgow.

Anyway the Rangers fans were singing

Sheep Shagging *******s, you are only Sheep Shagging *******s.


and in reply


I would rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols.

[NeilMcD]

Another good one was. There is only 2 Andy Gorhams, but I suppose making fun of a mental illness is not very PC but very funny as a terrace chant.

[shaneker]

Our Northern friends 'You can stick your flat pack wardrobes up your arse' away at Sweden was one of my personal favorites.

[WoodquayBoy]

Back in the qualifiers for USA 94, playing Norn Iron in Lansdowne, Norn 'keeper was Dunlop, and when the third goal went past him, a chant went up on the south terrace . .
'dunlop needs a remould, dunlop needs a remould, na na na na, na na na na'
Well, at the time, I thought it as good

[shakermaker1982]

Manchester United's Ji Sung Park.....

Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse...
You could be Scouse...
Eating rats in a council house!!!

[jebus]

Tottenham fans singing 'Who's Gonna Drive You Home?' to Tony Adams many moons ago when he was banned from driving still raises a chuckle.

Man City fans singing 'Your wife is shagging Cannon and Ball' to Harry Kewell whilst his wife was on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here

The previously mentioned 'Two Andy Gorams' by Celtic fans is probably the funniest I've ever heard though, but I also like their one about Nakamura that includes the lines 'he eats chow mein, votes sinn fein, it's Nakamura' :D

[osarusan]

"He's big, he's black,
he's had a heart attack,
Nwankwo Kanu, Nwankwo Kanu"

[WoodquayBoy]

The Arsenal one when a certain Monsieur Petit was playing with them:
He's blonde, he's quick
his name's a porno flick
Emmanuel, Emmanuel

[BandofHorses]

some teams fans at freddie eastwood

"the wheels on your house go round and round"

[Block G Raptor]

Back in the qualifiers for USA 94, playing Norn Iron in Lansdowne, Norn 'keeper was Dunlop, and when the third goal went past him, a chant went up on the south terrace . .
'dunlop needs a remould, dunlop needs a remould, na na na na, na na na na'
Well, at the time, I thought it as good

I think you may find that was 1990 qualifiers

personal favorite from the Kop
to the tune of amoré

"who's the black at the back
that got Houllier the sack?
thats Traoré"

[WoodquayBoy]

Jesus, I'm older than I thought so, flip . . .

[an_ceannaire]

Dont balme it on Finnan
Dont blame it on biscan
dont balme it on Hamann
Blame it on Traore......

He just cant He just cant he just cant control his feet........

[kingdom hoop]

:D Yes!

What a goal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFbR4vItHaU&feature=related) that was!

[Raheny Red]

Another good one was. There is only 2 Andy Gorhams, but I suppose making fun of a mental illness is not very PC but very funny as a terrace chant.

There is only 2 Liam Kearneys!

The ones that you wouldn't say in a conversation to someone else but when in a group on the terraces are always the best ones.

[stojkovic]

Scousers to the Mancs ;

"Harold Shipman killed your ma
do da, do da"

[jebus]

Scousers to the Mancs ;

"Harold Shipman killed your ma
do da, do da"

About as witty as herpes to be honest

[L37Ultra]

Liverpool fans when Dudek was in goals:

We've got a big pole in our goal.
We've got a great big pole in our goal.
We've got a big pole in our goal.
We've got a big pole in our goal.



(you had to be there :o)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk

[monaghammer]

West Ham fans surrendering to relegation v Southampton 1989 with "que sera sera whatever will be will be we're going to Shrewsbury que sera sera

[gspain]

Some of my favourites

Team at the bottom playing lower mid table team - "going down going down going down" - "So are we so are we so are we"

Palace fans to Brighton fans "Does your boyfriend know you're here?" retort "You're too ugly to be gay".

Man Utd came to Chelsea 3 years ago for a midweek carling cup tie. Utd were going through a bad patch but their notorious quiet fans totally outsang the home support for 90 minutes - with a few minutes to go the home support came back with "Where were you when you were good?"

Scottish fans in Paris last year - "It's just a tall f%^king pylon" also "we're going to deep fry your croissants"


During the Loyalist feud a few years back the Rangers support started the usual "u u UVF" instead of the usual "I I ira" the Celtic fans came back with "U u UDA".

When our female fans got into the game in Tehran "Get your face out for the lads"

May need a bit of explaining but Irishman Michael Fagan was found in the queen's bedroom in the mid 1980's - at euro88 "Michael Fagan Mi chael Faa gan Michael Fagan f^&ked the queen"

My own personal favourite sung at fans without any obvious rivals "no one hates you no one hates you no one hates you no one cares"

[rambler14]

Scottish fans in Paris last year - "It's just a tall f%^king pylon" also "we're going to deep fry your croissants"



Class. The scottish really put thought into their insults.

[Mayo_Bhoy]

In Belamadena on our way to Seville 2003. Missing our friends in Glasgow

" Tell all the Huns that you know,
we're sorry you're feeling so low,
we don'e mean to tease but it's 90 degrees,
and the San Miguel is satrting to flow"

[Raheny Red]

Shels fans to Barry Ryan last night: Whatcha do to Katy French*

*To the tune of What the ****ing hell was


He was none too pleased.

[GavinZac]

Shels fans to Barry Ryan last night: Whatcha do to Katy French*

*To the tune of What the ****ing hell was


He was none too pleased.

:D thank you. i can only imagine Johnny McDonnell's face.

[Greenforever]

From Tokyo 2002,
Keano, Keano,
Keano went mad,
Not Quinn, Not Stan, Not Mick Mccarthy,
Keano went mad and had to go home.

[stiofain]

'The wheels on your house go round and round' at Freddie Eastwood, Spurs v Southend in the FA cup last season.

[reder]

2 proper LFC songs, cant decide which I prefer. The Shipman songs are nothing to be proud of and only sung by a minority and are actually booed by the majority of LFC fans at games :

Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
There's not a trophy to be seen
'Cos Liverpool have swept them clean

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

Now on the glorious 10th of May
There's laughing reds on Wembley Way
We're full of smiles and joy and glee
It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

Now on the 20th of May
We're laughing still on Wembley Way
Those Evertonians are feeling blue
It's Liverpool 3 and Everton 2

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

And as we sang round Goodison Park
With crying blues all in a nark
They're probably crying still
at Liverpool 5 and Everton nil.

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

We Remember them with pride
Those mighty reds of Shankly's side
And Kenny's boys of '88
There's never been a side so great

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

Now back in 1965
When great Bill Shankly was alive
We're playing Leeds, the score's 1-1
When it fell to the head of Ian St John

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

On April 15th '89
What should have been a joyous time
Ninety six Friends, we all shall miss
And all the Kopites want justice (JUSTICE)

########################################

Every other Saturday's me half day off
And it's off to the match I go
You’ll see me walking down the Anfield Road
Me and me old pal Joe
We love to see the lasses with their red scarves on
We love to hear the Kopites roar
But I don't have to tell you that best of all
We love to see the Liverpool scooooore (scooore)

We've won the English League about a thousand times
UEFA was a simple do
We gave some exhibitions in the FA Cup
We are the Wembley Wizards too
But when we won the European Cup in Rome
Like we should have done years before
We gathered down at Anfield
Boys a hundred thousand strong
To give the boys a welcome hoooome
Kenny ohhh Kenny
I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals oh Kenny
ohhh Kenny…

[niall83]

My favorite was we all dream of a team of gary breen's in the yellow submarine tune

[gspain]

Chelsea fans often sing

He's Here He's there
He's every f£$kin where
Joey Cole Joey Cole

Now

He's here He's there
He's f$%king everyhwere
Ashley Cole Ashley Cole

[oldyouth]

He's fat, he's Scouse
He's gonna rob your house
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney!!!!!!!

[oldyouth]

To David Beckham while Victoria was in the stand watching him play

Do you take her
Do you take her
Do you take her up the Arsenal?

[endabob1]

Spurs fans to Becks when he was at United

"Posh spice is a slapper, she wears a wonder bra
and when she's shaggin Beckham, she thinks of Ginola"

[stiofain]

I was at Old Trafford a year or two back to watch Spurs play United when the home fans started to show there affection for Park Ji Sung. 'Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dog in your country, it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house'
I think they had another song for him which went; 'He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Park Ji Sung, Park Ji Sung'

[gilberto_eire]

Heard a Man Utd one on Yoitube about City

'' We paid for your home,We paid for your home...What a waste of council tax.... We paid for your home''

(Tune: Don't wana go home)

[willymccann]

Chelsea fans often sing

He's Here He's there
He's every f£$kin where
Joey Cole Joey Cole

Now

He's here He's there
He's f$%king everyhwere
Ashley Cole Ashley Cole
I remember reading somewhere that the Chelsea fans had the top chant there as well for Frank Lebouf when he played for Chelsea and he complained in a radio interview about having a swear word in his chant, so the next home match the Chelsea fans starting singing

He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Lebouf, Frank Lebouf

[Macy]

Scousers to the Mancs ;

"Harold Shipman killed your ma
do da, do da"
Right up there with that other scouse favourite "Who's that lying on the runway".


Chelsea fans often sing

He's Here He's there
He's every f£$kin where
Joey Cole Joey Cole

Now

He's here He's there
He's f$%king everyhwere
Ashley Cole Ashley Cole
An old one, definitely not a Chelsea invention. Used to be Brian McClairs at United from the late 80's!


He's fat, he's Scouse
He's gonna rob your house
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney!!!!!!!
Another reworking of an 80's song...

He's bald, he's scouse,
He'll rob your f**kin house,
Steve McMahon, Steve McMahon

[stojkovic]

Right up there with that other scouse favourite "Who's that lying on the runway".

I thought it was Leeds who started that, along with ;

"Always look on the runway for ice".

Also the Ingerland favorite when playing Germany ;

"Two World Wars and one World Cup".

West Ham fans when playing Liverpool in the 70s and 80s ;

"You're forever blowing Doubles"

[Ozymandias]

Also the Ingerland favorite when playing Germany ;

"Two World Wars and one World Cup".


don't they whistle the great escape as well and do the spitfire mime

ah well

best one i remember was at a norwich game a few years ago

Delia Smith's a brilliant cook
She feeds our whole team porridge
She makes a cracking steak au poivre
But that don't rhyme with Norwich!

[Wolfie]

Chelsea fans to Norwich fans following Delia's "Lets be avin you!!!!!!" half time antics a few years ago: (to the air of the tune they usually reserved for Jose Mourinho)

"We've got Abramovich
You've got a drunken bi tch"

[stiofain]

I quite liked West Ham's song for Christian Dailly;

(To the tune of "I love you baby") "Oh Christian Dailly, you are the love of my life, oh Christian Dailly, I'd let you shag my wife, oh Christian Dailly I want curly hair too".

[ShelsNeil]

A few favs of mine -

"A w*nker and his brother
Made love to one another
Suck c*ck just like the mother
The Neville family"

"Stephen Ireland Wears A Wig,
Wears A Wig,
Wears A Wig,
Stephen Ireland Wears A Wig,
He Loves City"

City fans to United fans at Old Trafford -
"We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you sneaking out!"

Arsenal fans at Old Trafford - "We'll race you back to London!"

Millwall fans to their Huddersfield counterparts at a fog-bound McAlpine Stadium - "Where are ya?"

[gspain]

England fans to German fans - "5-1 even Heskey scored"

[sadloserkid]

Shels fans to Barry Ryan last night: Whatcha do to Katy French*

*To the tune of What the ****ing hell was


He was none too pleased.


Gold. Gold ineed. :D

Wolves fans to Sunderland:

"We'd rather have McCarthy than Roy Keane,
O we'd rather have McCarthy than Roy Keane,
He didn't cripple Haaland,
Or walk out on Ireland,
We'd rather have McCarthy than Roy Keane".

[green army]

i posted this here before.
derry fans to pats fans last season.through gritted teeth,it was funny
1nil and you fcuked it up
2-1 and you fcuked it up
3-2 and you fcuked it up
4-3 and we won the cup.

[stojkovic]

Villa fans yesterday against Arsenal were slagging Eduardo ;

"He used to have silky skills
but now he walks like Heather Mills".

Wenger was not impressed.

[oldyouth]

Villa fans yesterday against Arsenal were slagging Eduardo ;

"He used to have silky skills
but now he walks like Heather Mills".

Wenger was not impressed.

I know it's not your song stojkovic, but that's a bad one:(