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Troy.McClure
17/07/2005, 1:30 PM
....The donkey but it turned out he spotted.......

Adam, which was amazing because every body knows that Adam hates...

:D ;)

<Hope I dont get banned now :eek: >
CollegeTillIDie
17/07/2005, 7:12 PM
Adam, which was amazing because every body knows that Adam hates...

:D ;)

<Hope I dont get banned now :eek: >
Being mistaken for that character in the film Adam and Paul which was surprisingly not No 1 in the recent Top 10 All-time Irish Film Poll, and that was a shame because.......
Troy.McClure
17/07/2005, 7:42 PM
It was actually The Committments that was at number one, but thats irrelivant because out of the corner of his eye...
Tony Montana
17/07/2005, 10:55 PM
It was actually The Committments that was at number one, but thats irrelivant because out of the corner of his eye...

....he saw a poster for a new karaoke night down his local....
CollegeTillIDie
17/07/2005, 11:02 PM
....he saw a poster for a new karaoke night down his local....

And he was even more amazed that all 97,000 Cork City fans were crammed in giving it loads at the karaoke, which was odd cause he thought they might have been better at bellringing.....
Troy.McClure
17/07/2005, 11:53 PM
Shandon to the tune of "Who's on top of the league?" but they are a modest bunch of people so he just decided to go right a head and...
onenilgameover
20/07/2005, 7:56 AM
Shandon to the tune of "Who's on top of the league?" but they are a modest bunch of people so he just decided to go right a head and...

...........quack like ducks instead because that seemed to be good for their strained vocal chords however it did nothing for their dignity which was the size of a small....
strangeirish
20/07/2005, 1:49 PM
...........quack like ducks instead because that seemed to be good for their strained vocal chords however it did nothing for their dignity which was the size of a small....
...pimple on a wasps arse, but...
Troy.McClure
20/07/2005, 4:09 PM
...pimple on a wasps arse, but...
that doesnt matter, because something totally surprising and unexpected was about to happen, thats right...
Schumi
20/07/2005, 4:10 PM
that doesnt matter, because something totally surprising and unexpected was about to happen, thats right...
Cork City won a national trophy but not before Pat Dolan...
Troy.McClure
20/07/2005, 4:20 PM
Cork City won a national trophy but not before Pat Dolan...
Delivered on his promise to...
Anto McC
20/07/2005, 4:55 PM
Delivered on his promise to...

...Win the hot dog eating contest hosted by....
strangeirish
20/07/2005, 4:57 PM
...Win the hot dog eating contest hosted by....
...... Snoop dog, who is actually Irish and is related to....
Anto McC
20/07/2005, 4:59 PM
...... Snoop dog, who is actually Irish and is related to....

.......Gay "Fizzle my nizzle" Byrne who presented....
strangeirish
20/07/2005, 5:12 PM
.......Gay "Fizzle my nizzle" Byrne who presented....

....the winner with some snazzy bling and then........
Green Tribe
20/07/2005, 5:36 PM
....the winner with some snazzy bling and then........

fell off the stage shouting ....."
CollegeTillIDie
20/07/2005, 7:45 PM
fell off the stage shouting ....."
...modest Cork people? you're having a laugh...... :D which was the funniest thing he had heard since.....
sligoman
22/07/2005, 2:11 PM
...modest Cork people? you're having a laugh...... :D which was the funniest thing he had heard since.....

.......the rumour about Daniel O'Donnell's sexuality, which implied he was.......
fosterdollar
22/07/2005, 2:34 PM
.......the rumour about Daniel O'Donnell's sexuality, which implied he was.......
...the star of the show and everybody agreed that it was completely....
Kingdom
22/07/2005, 2:37 PM
...the star of the show and everybody agreed that it was completely....

..... exaggerated , just like the size of his .....
Ruairi
22/07/2005, 3:01 PM
...Sceletrix set, which was second hand bought from...
fosterdollar
22/07/2005, 3:09 PM
...Mossy McPartland, cousin of Betty Higgins who lost her leg in that....
Ruairi
22/07/2005, 3:11 PM
freak gardening accident which...
fosterdollar
22/07/2005, 3:12 PM
...took us all by surprise due in no small part to the fact that...
Ruairi
22/07/2005, 3:16 PM
she lived in a flat which was infested with...
Duffer
22/07/2005, 3:20 PM
flying mothlike bats which had big..............
fosterdollar
22/07/2005, 3:24 PM
flying mothlike bats which had big..............
....hits in the nineties but failed to make their mark on...
Duffer
22/07/2005, 3:30 PM
goths so they decided to hide out at Bettys not knowing that she.........
Anto McC
22/07/2005, 4:08 PM
goths so they decided to hide out at Bettys not knowing that she.........

...........has a spare gimps mask that was left behind by........
CollegeTillIDie
22/07/2005, 7:34 PM
...........has a spare gimps mask that was left behind by........
a retreating herd of antelopes who had taken a wrong turn in the Serengeti ending up in this dimension which confused them no end because......
Plastic Paddy
22/07/2005, 7:47 PM
a retreating herd of antelopes who had taken a wrong turn in the Serengeti ending up in this dimension which confused them no end because......

the student, who'd obviously been consuming some strong hallucinogenics, had...

:p PP
sligoman
23/07/2005, 1:44 AM
the student, who'd obviously been consuming some strong hallucinogenics, had...

....just eaten some dodgy deer, which made him feel like....
Kingdom
23/07/2005, 10:31 AM
....just eaten some dodgy deer, which made him feel like....

...spewing his guts all over the back of super-charged Dodge Challenger......
CollegeTillIDie
23/07/2005, 3:52 PM
...spewing his guts all over the back of super-charged Dodge Challenger......

"Jayziz", he said, rubbing his eyes " I don't remember eating that"... which is precisely what he hadn't done; He racked his brain trying to remember what he had eaten and it turned out to be.....
Plastic Paddy
23/07/2005, 3:53 PM
...those magic mushrooms which his friend had...

:eek: PP
CollegeTillIDie
23/07/2005, 7:35 PM
...those magic mushrooms which his friend had...

:eek: PP
picked that morning in a field in the park where.......
Drumcondra Red
23/07/2005, 7:36 PM
picked that morning in a field in the park where.......

...we had the worst trip ever...
Green Tribe
23/07/2005, 8:22 PM
...we had the worst trip ever...

but then we had to visit Sir hamish for tea and he told us....."
GavinZac
23/07/2005, 9:15 PM
... put on some Jimi cos ...
Drumcondra Red
23/07/2005, 11:15 PM
... put on some Jimi cos ...

...he facied a roll around the room...
GavinZac
24/07/2005, 3:04 AM
...he facied a roll around the room...

.. preferably ham turkey & salad, hold the...
Green Tribe
24/07/2005, 8:52 AM
.. preferably ham turkey & salad, hold the...

Mayo as it's a bit strange up there...... :o :D
Drumcondra Red
24/07/2005, 9:13 AM
Mayo as it's a bit strange up there...... :o :D

...in sirhamish's head... :D
sligoman
24/07/2005, 2:59 PM
...in sirhamish's head...

....He doesn't know what's going on half the time and.....
Green Tribe
24/07/2005, 4:53 PM
....He doesn't know what's going on half the time and.....

is obviously too busy interfering with the Galway wildlife to bother reading this thread, so you see that's what happens when........
hamish
24/07/2005, 5:07 PM
is obviously too busy interfering with the Galway wildlife to bother reading this thread, so you see that's what happens when........


:p

...........he does read this thread and sees who's writing this $h!te about consorting with animals which is more common in certain northern counties where the locals like to rub petroleum jelly on their..........
Green Tribe
24/07/2005, 5:56 PM
:p

...........he does read this thread and sees who's writing this $h!te about consorting with animals which is more common in certain northern counties where the locals like to rub petroleum jelly on their..........

:mad: delicate bits for protection against the cold Donegal wind which would freeze the balls off a brass monkey in winter and not only that but it is also a known fact that in Cork........
Troy.McClure
24/07/2005, 6:57 PM
:mad: delicate bits for protection against the cold Donegal wind which would freeze the balls off a brass monkey in winter and not only that but it is also a known fact that in Cork........

it's nice and warm so they dont have to do that, which is lucky because the price of petroleum jelly has....
Green Tribe
24/07/2005, 7:50 PM
it's nice and warm so they dont have to do that, which is lucky because the price of petroleum jelly has....

inevitably bankrupted many a Kerry family which in turn....... :D
CollegeTillIDie
24/07/2005, 8:23 PM
inevitably bankrupted many a Kerry family which in turn....... :D
... means they need to cosy up to something warm and wooly and that leads to accusations that they.....