Complete the Sentence Thread

[onenilgameover]

...nevermind cantelope, honeydew is the money melon in much the same way as...

.........the Watermelon is the liquid fruit, but at the same time driving to the Moon on a pork chop without a coat can be......

[fosterdollar]

.........the Watermelon is the liquid fruit, but at the same time driving to the Moon on a pork chop without a coat can be......
...quite suffocating because the atmosphere is, well, non-existent on the way, but research has shown...

[strangeirish]

...quite suffocating because the atmosphere is, well, non-existent on the way, but research has shown...
.....that if you hold your breath after eating a can of beans, you can.......

[hamish]

.....that if you hold your breath after eating a can of beans, you can.......

..........finish reading "the philosopical works of Damien Richardson" which elongates.........

[strangeirish]

..........finish reading "the philosopical works of Damien Richardson" which elongates.........
....his tallywhacker, which gets in the way of...........

[Ruairi]

....his tallywhacker, which gets in the way of...........

...spoonfeeding a giraffe which...

[Plastic Paddy]

...isn't advisable whilst sober never mind whilst under the influence of strong drink and...

:D PP

[Troy.McClure]

...isn't advisable whilst sober never mind whilst under the influence of strong drink and...


coke that was bought from Robbie Fowler's....

[Plastic Paddy]

...local shop at 99p a two-litre bottle with...

:ball: PP

(Phew - legal action averted... :D PP )

[strangeirish]

...local shop at 99p a two-litre bottle with...


.....two straws for good measure to use as........

[onenilgameover]

.....two straws for good measure to use as........

...paddle's as you row down a small soda ravine on your way to....

[Ruairi]

...paddle's as you row down a small soda ravine on your way to....

...pick up your first pay cheque from your job as a...

[GavinZac]

... private dancer, a dancer for money, and any old...

[Anto McC]

... private dancer, a dancer for money, and any old...

.......Iron,any old iron,any any any old.......

[onenilgameover]

.......Iron,any old iron,any any any old.......

....any old Iron! not just any old iron will get these wrinkles out of my nice new jacket that I intend to wear at tonight's....

[Troy.McClure]

....any old Iron! not just any old iron will get these wrinkles out of my nice new jacket that I intend to wear at tonight's....
Fancy dress party where everyone has to come looking like a...

[Anto McC]

Fancy dress party where everyone has to come looking like a...

.....Character from the film...

[Troy.McClure]

.....Character from the film...

Lesbien Lovers Who Lick....

[Anto McC]

Lesbien Lovers Who Lick....

....Each others ice pops,after a quick.....

[Ruairi]

....Each others ice pops,after a quick.....

game of trivial pursuit played under intense...

[Troy.McClure]

humidity which made them...

[Mayo Red]

humidity which made them...

fart, which was fine until one of them followed through because........

[sligoman]

fart, which was fine until one of them followed through because........

........there was no toilet paper around, but luckily there was an evening Herald so they......

[Anto McC]

........there was no toilet paper around, but luckily there was an evening Herald so they......

.........Wiped their arse all over Aiden Coughlans teenage kicks article and threw it.....

[GavinZac]

... at keith duffy because..

[sligoman]

... at keith duffy because..

......he cant sing and he cant act but that man can certainly.....

[GavinZac]

......he cant sing and he cant act but that man can certainly.....

... do an excellent impression of roddy collins riding a....

[Anto McC]

... do an excellent impression of roddy collins riding a....

.....Donkey into town to kill the....

[GavinZac]

.. time waiting for Home and Away...

[Anto McC]

.. time waiting for Home and Away...

.....to start so he can see if.....

[GavinZac]

.....to start so he can see if.....

... sally's performance on the soap matches her home video of...

[Troy.McClure]

her, Roddy and the Donkey...

[GavinZac]

... (to give glen fitzpatrick his proper title) ...

[Anto McC]

... (to give glen fitzpatrick his proper title) ...

....Doing some yoga and drinking.........

[sligoman]

....Doing some yoga and drinking.........

.....Scrumpy Jack cider down by the river with.....

[Anto McC]

.....Scrumpy Jack cider down by the river with.....

.....no top on and a pair of.....

[sligoman]

.....no top on and a pair of.....

.....Shirley Temple Bar's knickers on their head, while singing......

[Anto McC]

.....Shirley Temple Bar's knickers on their head, while singing......

......The balled of Jaysus christ and dancing like......

[sligoman]

......The balled of Jaysus christ and dancing like......

.....a pair of whores in the rain.....

[Anto McC]

.....a pair of whores in the rain.....

Man,a film with Tom Cruise that is as good as......

[sligoman]

Man,a film with Tom Cruise that is as good as......

.....it gets, a film with Jack Nicholson but....

[Anto McC]

.....it gets, a film with Jack Nicholson but....

.....not tom cruise because he.......

[sligoman]

.....not tom cruise because he.......

.....had a broken nose, given to him by.....

[Anto McC]

.....had a broken nose, given to him by.....

.....the donkey,who kicked him when he tried to rub his........

[GavinZac]

.....the donkey,who kicked him when he tried to rub his........

... foxy hair, after scoring...

[Anto McC]

... foxy hair, after scoring...

.....With Sally from home and away in the.......

[GavinZac]

.....With Sally from home and away in the.......

... bakery with the revolver...

[Anto McC]

... bakery with the revolver...

......album,by the Beatles playing in the background and a programme on the tele called........

[Troy.McClure]

......album,by the Beatles playing in the background and a programme on the tele called........

Home and Away that he was supposed to be watching to see if he could spot...

[Anto McC]

Home and Away that he was supposed to be watching to see if he could spot...

....The donkey but it turned out he spotted.......