elvis had a brother who could'nt sing

[the 12 th man]

my favourite wise-arse expression .
any more ?

[willymccann]

the key to our success is your execution

[fosterdollar]

my favourite wise-arse expression .
any more ?
what does it mean?

[the 12 th man]

what does it mean?

if someone recommends another person to you for whatever (a job or trip away or similar) they might say to you:

"ah sure you know his brother **** he's sound"

and if you want to give a smart arse answer you use the above to indicate just cos his brother is ok it does'nt mean he is. :)

[Peadar]

Heard on Murphy's Law last night,
"A bird in the hand, leaves shít in your palm."

[strangeirish]

When a girl refuses a dance with you.....

"I'm drunk and you are ugly anyway. I'll be sober in the morning, but you will be still ugly"

[liam88]

When someones lying to ya,
"You ain't gonna p*ss down my back and tell me it's raining"

When you just can't get through to someone,
"Ah ya might as well open ya window and f*** the night"

Both off ma big bro coz I don't know any dirty words :D