elvis had a brother who could'nt sing

**the 12 th man** · 26/05/2005, 3:04 PM

my favourite wise-arse expression .
any more ?

**willymccann** · 26/05/2005, 4:14 PM

the key to our success is your execution

**fosterdollar** · 27/05/2005, 8:08 AM

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

my favourite wise-arse expression .
any more ?

what does it mean?

**the 12 th man** · 27/05/2005, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by Magoo

what does it mean?

if someone recommends another person to you for whatever (a job or trip away or similar) they might say to you:

"ah sure you know his brother **** he's sound"

and if you want to give a smart arse answer you use the above to indicate just cos his brother is ok it does'nt mean he is.

**Peadar** · 27/05/2005, 10:30 AM

Heard on Murphy's Law last night,
"A bird in the hand, leaves sh�t in your palm."

**strangeirish** · 27/05/2005, 5:35 PM

When a girl refuses a dance with you.....

"I'm drunk and you are ugly anyway. I'll be sober in the morning, but you will be still ugly"

**liam88** · 27/05/2005, 5:37 PM

When someones lying to ya,
"You ain't gonna p*ss down my back and tell me it's raining"

When you just can't get through to someone,
"Ah ya might as well open ya window and f*** the night"

Both off ma big bro coz I don't know any dirty words