Bad Taste Joke - Because It's Friday

[Peadar]

I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.

If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.

If I say "Rap" it plays rap.

If I say "Love" it plays love songs.

Three kids ran out in front of the car and I said, "Fu*king kids!"
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It played Michael Jackson. :D

[the 12 th man]

how do you know when its time for bed in michael jackson's house


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the big hand is on the little hand :eek:

[Kingdom]

http://williambader.com/mj.html#recent

[$Leon$]

why does michael jackson leave cheese on his bed side locker?
















cos kids will do anything for dairylea

[joey B]

Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.

[carrickharp]

Nothing to do with Whacko but since it's Friday :eek:

An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller,

"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunad dollar for yen -
today I get hunad eighty?

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

[pineapple stu]

Really only works if you say it, but anyway...

What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing about twenty five years olds?



















There's twenty of them.

[sligoman]

Thread should be renamed-Michael Jackson Jokes :D :D