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the 12 th man
14/12/2004, 7:34 PM
whats green and sings at the end of your garden ?
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elvis parsley :D

hold on i did say xmas crackers .............................
Peadar
15/12/2004, 9:07 AM
What creature is obsessed with its weight?
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Fish!
They wont go anywhere without their scales. :D
razor
15/12/2004, 2:12 PM
What cowboy can be found at the bottom of the ocean?



Billy the Squid
noby
15/12/2004, 3:08 PM
STOP!. You'll spoil Christmas for everyone.

If we know the answers, we'll have nothing to look forward to. Except maybe that red fish that tells your fortune. And a whistle-ring
the 12 th man
15/12/2004, 3:18 PM
we'll have nothing to look forward to. Except maybe that red fish that tells your fortune.


always wondered how they worked.
they're so accurate its uncanny :rolleyes: