"xmas cracker" humour

[the 12 th man]

whats green and sings at the end of your garden ?
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elvis parsley

hold on i did say xmas crackers .............................

[Peadar]

What creature is obsessed with its weight?
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Fish!
They wont go anywhere without their scales.

[razor]

What cowboy can be found at the bottom of the ocean?



Billy the Squid

[noby]

STOP!. You'll spoil Christmas for everyone.

If we know the answers, we'll have nothing to look forward to. Except maybe that red fish that tells your fortune. And a whistle-ring

[the 12 th man]

we'll have nothing to look forward to. Except maybe that red fish that tells your fortune.

always wondered how they worked.
they're so accurate its uncanny