whats the deal with chicks man?

[inexile]

thats dublin woman, western brits!!
come down the country and you get real women

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

yeah they sure can..but love them for some bizarre reason, ie q bar and barcode full of pretentious knobs dressed head to toe in this weeks fashion from river island,with blazer jackets worn with jeans, about 15 different shades of blonde streaks going through their hair, with the sam hair gelled into about 12 different angles in a true testament to geometry,and razor bladed zigzag designs through the sides etc. knob jockeys one and all..and then the females go for this type of knob?

I don't see anything wrong with that Anto. You need to copy them. If you cant beat them, join them. You haven't even seen what its like in Club 92. :cool:

[Sinéad]

okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site :(



Far away hills are greener and all that!

No one is asking you to put up with it - If you want your bit, no strings attached and all, PAY FOR IT!!

[inexile]

i like your thinking sinead
but tell me this much are you a fan of the "pretty boy" or the normal joe?

[max power]

what is it with longford women and telling fellas to go and pay for it :confused:

ur the second one i've heard say that in a week.

but in relation in to the first post.....what a sad sad topic.

[Sinéad]

i like your thinking sinead
but tell me this much are you a fan of the "pretty boy" or the normal joe?

Depends -

Ask Xlex ;)

Hes a prime example of my type!! :p

[inexile]

depends on what if the normal joe is a pretty boy? or if the pretty boy is a normal joe?

[RedX]

okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site :(


Its no wonder parents worry about there daughters when they go on a nightout.. :confused:

[Pauro 76]

yeah they sure can..but love them for some bizarre reason, ie q bar and barcode full of pretentious knobs dressed head to toe in this weeks fashion from river island,with blazer jackets worn with jeans, about 15 different shades of blonde streaks going through their hair, with the sam hair gelled into about 12 different angles in a true testament to geometry,and razor bladed zigzag designs through the sides etc. knob jockeys one and all..and then the females go for this type of knob?

Yep yep yep, couldnt have put it better myself! Cant win though, if i tried the whole 25 colour highlight, spiky gravity defying, wearing trendy dude type ****, id (1) be laughed out of Longford for being a pretentious tw@t or (2) look completely ridiculous or (3) feck it man, if you cant beat them join them. Heading down Peter Marks or whatever the London equivalent of that is.... im being reborn! ah sure feck it, they can love as i am or not at all! :cool:

[Macy]

Depends -

Ask Xlex ;)

Hes a prime example of my type!! :p
"Pretty boy" so..... :D

[Sinéad]

Ya better not let him see that!!

Anyways, We're off to Madrid now - I'll be sure to relay your sentiments!!

:D

[the 12 th man]

okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site :(


you could always try the "sid the sexist" from "viz" magazine fame method.

sid in nightclub, and spots good looking girl
sid :"do yeh fancy a sh*g love ?"
girl looks horrified and says "f**k off "
sid "well do yeh mind lying down while i have one"? :D

[green goblin]

you could always try the "sid the sexist" from "viz" magazine fame method.

sid in nightclub, and spots good looking girl
sid :"do yeh fancy a sh*g love ?"
girl looks horrified and says "f**k off "
sid "well do yeh mind lying down while i have one"? :D

Sid again.
Sid: D'ya like fruit?
girl: Yeah.
sid: Well try me c*ck, it's a peach!

But the best one still by far has to be
Sid: If I said you had a beautiful body would let us c*m all over yer t*ts and rub it in, like?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[$Leon$]

whos sid???

[Dublin12]

Sid the sexist

Do keep up :D

[green goblin]

whos sid???

...Seriously?
Sid the Sexist. Character from Viz comic. Always on the pull, ulways utterley hopeless. "Howay pet, d'you drive? Well back on to this!" and so on.
Peurile, juvenile, toilet humour raised to near perfect art form. :)

[$Leon$]

must be too young to remember.
i'm 20 years younger than u.
sorry if i make u feel old.

[green goblin]

must be too young to remember.
i'm 20 years younger than u.
sorry if i make u feel old.

...old??? You've made me feel f*cking ancient!! :eek:

[$Leon$]

...old??? You've made me feel f*cking ancient!! :eek:


sorry that wasn't my intension.
when was this VIZ comic out?
never heard of it.

[green goblin]

sorry that wasn't my intension.
when was this VIZ comic out?
never heard of it.
It's still on sale. It started in 1979 and is still going strong. Highbrow introduction here. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/features/story/0,11710,1353475,00.html)
Homepage of comic itself here (http://www.viz.co.uk) .
I'm off to make meself some horlicks, pop me slippers on and fill me pipe. :)

[noby]

I'm off to make meself some horlicks, pop me slippers on and fill me pipe. :)

I'm sure if you asked this Sid character, he'd
fill your pipe

[green goblin]

I'm sure if you asked this Sid character, he'd
fill your pipe
Tres bien! :)
Viz is great, however, because it bypasses inuendo almost entirely and goes straight for smut every time.
There was a lovely strip called "Finbar Saunders and his Double entendres", where Finbar would fnarr fnarr at almost everything, while failing to see the obvious. The gasman comes round ("comes round", fnarr) to fix his mums chimney (tee hee) and asks her to push his pipe in her boiler hole (snort fnarr), before squeezing his nuts tight (fnarr snort tee hee). Then, after the repair work is done, Mrs Sunders asks the gasman if he'd like to come upstairs for a f*ck. Finbarr scratches his head in puzzlement. :) Filth, but genius filth. :)