Lettuce and Max Power

[max power]

there is no taste off it, you go into a shop and get a roll and they go to half fill it with lettuce or go out for lunch and half the plate is "garnish" no no its bloody lettuce !!!


am i a rabbit, no !!! so when i pay for for i want all food, not some food with half of it as rabbit food !!!

PLEASE NOTE : it is monday and i am still drunk from the weekend.

[pineapple stu]

I hear it's very good for holding over candles to extinguish them...!

[SÓC]

Dear dear Max. Lettuce is a wonderful thing.

It does have a subtle taste off it. It makes a chicken and bacon mayo roll into a wonder roll.

No to proposition 27. Lettuce stays.

[adamcarr]

This is a question i knew i was going to be asked one day:p
Lettuce is there as a decoration for a sandwich cause there is no taste but it makes the sandwich look irresistable.

[max power]

eh bo**ox, its it just pointless full stop.....i now offically start a campgain to ban lettuce...

[adamcarr]

Why dont you start a poll?:D

[tiktok]

Originally posted by adamcarr
Why dont you start a poll?:D

yeah lett-uce decide for you :D

(i'll get my coat :rolleyes: )

[max power]

can i ????? some mod do it, i can't seem to do it ???

keep lettuce

ban lettuce

[adamcarr]

I am for lettuce over Max Power anyday.:D

[Macy]

Here's the poll...

[adamcarr]

It looks like Max poer is losing by 100%. COME ON LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[liamon]

Without lettuce, salad dressings would be just a pool of oil and vinegar. who would want to eat that?

And the rabbits would starve without it.

For heavens sake people, think of the bunnies.

[adamcarr]

Originally posted by tiktok
yeah lett-uce decide for you :D

I only got that joke now. Very good.

[Macy]

Originally posted by adamcarr
I only got that joke now. Very good.
You're some cabbage that you didn't spot that....

[adamcarr]

Originally posted by Macy
You're some cabbage that you didn't spot that....

I want to ban cabbages.

[sadloserkid]

I voted to get rid of lettuce. It's a waste of a creation. It's one of my pet peeves with salads of any kind (though there are others). Max Power is ok in my book. If he was a band he'd be The Barenaked Ladies.

[the 12 th man]

i mean max what have you gou got against female lettuce
(ban lettuce):D

[SÓC]

The Lettuce Vilification Front is being defeated!

Down with the LVF:)

[Macy]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
I voted to get rid of lettuce. It's a waste of a creation. It's one of my pet peeves with salads of any kind (though there are others).
Mine too, but peas, there's really no choice in this vote...

[max power]

this is macy's only way of gettin back at me for all those times i made you and xlex cry.....i have made a stand to ban lettuce and i ask all like minded peole who enjoy a full plate and not a half plate of food to come with me into the land of landless lettuce where rolls are full of meat and a blt is a bt and a plate of chips doesn't have some green rubbish on the side just good fat.....

i am making a stand for those of us who want to eat real food and not not tasting wanna be cabbage...come with max and the future will be bright and full of nights with the beer fairy !!!

long live fairy liquid !!!!

[adamcarr]

Great Speech. It is Bringing a tear to my eye.:(

[sadloserkid]

I'm with you Max. Lead me to your promised land!!! I can be a prophet! I look kinda like Jesus with the hair and dodgy beard and stuff so I'm very qualified. And I HATE lettuce!

[max power]

then you must come to our side, bannish the half a plate gang and come where a plate of food is a plate of food and wanna be cabbage is bannished to where no one will ever see it again....rovers ground in tallaght......

we are also working on other policies to move our nation forward

these include :

banning celtic fans from talking in public due to the environmental noise pollution they cause......

banning women who wear hula hoop earings

banning all wanna be pop star tv shows

making it the law for people to quote homer on a daily basis mmmmmmmm

if a door man says you can't come into a pub/club you must kick him between the legs to say thank you..

ban de caf coffee ( what is the point of it )

ban wine bars.....ok don't , it least it keeps all the ****s away from normal pubs..



if you have any other policies you would likew to add thwn show your support and join the ah fcuk it !! party, new member welcome ( no lettuce )

[Ruairi]

I'd like to ban Eanna from life in general...

i'd like to ban cheese and onion tayto, they're revolting

i'd like to ban mushrooms, they're rubbish

i'd like to ban people from banning things

i'd also like to ban people who ban people from banning things

[max power]

you must channel that negative energy and put it to good use by banning lettuce, imagine all the extra real food you could have if lettuce was banned

[SÓC]

Originally posted by max power
then you must come to our side, bannish the half a plate gang and come where a plate of food is a plate of food and wanna be cabbage is bannished to where no one will ever see it again....rovers ground in tallaght......

we are also working on other policies to move our nation forward

these include :

banning celtic fans from talking in public due to the environmental noise pollution they cause......

banning women who wear hula hoop earings

banning all wanna be pop star tv shows

making it the law for people to quote homer on a daily basis mmmmmmmm

if a door man says you can't come into a pub/club you must kick him between the legs to say thank you..

ban de caf coffee ( what is the point of it )

ban wine bars.....ok don't , it least it keeps all the ****s away from normal pubs..



if you have any other policies you would likew to add thwn show your support and join the ah fcuk it !! party, new member welcome ( no lettuce )

You used to be different Max. The power has corrupted you.

I remember the days when it used just be about the lettuce.

[Ruairi]

Originally posted by max power
you must channel that negative energy and put it to good use by banning lettuce, imagine all the extra real food you could have if lettuce was banned

but they'd probably just give you mushrooms or cheese and onion tayto instead... and then what?

[max power]

i am the same max, but we need to stop the rot, where will it all end, soon drog fans will walk around with their lady sheep in public.....where do we draw the line....do you really want to sit beside someone from sligo in the pub ???

both theese could happen, we must act now for the sake of the children and the sheep in louth !!

[max power]

i am now leaving for the evening but i shall leave you with this, a vote max power is a vote for a full plate of chips.....

[the 12 th man]

there was a young fellow called max,
whose feelings towards lettuce was lax,
though he saw it every day,
he said "there is no fcuking way"
im ever eating that in my jax:D

[max power]

the polotican and the poet, i'll cause the trouble and you send out the spin.....the future is bright, th future is.......( finish that off )

[max power]

max has been talking to his allies and the vote will look different soon, max will be eating a full plate of chips tonight with some lovely beer as he smiles at the banning of the evil leaf !!

[sadloserkid]

Alright Max, you're gonna have to choose between me and Ruairi. I want nothing to do with any organisation that bans Cheese and Onion Taytos. What's the boy on like??? :confused:

[max power]

i shall go with a ban on walkers as they are a blow in, is that a good deal ????

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by max power
i shall go with a ban on walkers as they are a blow in, is that a good deal ????

It keeps me happy for another while anyway. :)

I would also like to see the word Harchester forbidden and a massive bonfire built of their brightly coloured jersies...

[max power]

but aby and nicky give me so much viewing pleasuse, cough cough !!

but i do wish to move forward with the burning of celtic jersies in public ??

[Pauro 76]

Whats the prob with lettuce Max Power, if you dont like it scrape it off the plate,feed it to your dog/rabbit/hamster/giraffe! Its doing no immediate harm, it just lies on the plate innocently saying hey its your choice, you can have me but im not forcing you. What did a lettuce ever do to you? huh? Huh?

Lettuce IN!

:)

[max power]

ha ha your in goals in the flancare derby......best of luck when i aim

[Ruairi]

Originally posted by max power
i shall go with a ban on walkers as they are a blow in, is that a good deal ????

jesus god no.

Walkers forever

[max power]

Ruairi i have spoken, we try to make everybody feel welcome but you must give to recieve ( unlike mandy )

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by max power
Ruairi i have spoken, we try to make everybody feel welcome but you must give to recieve ( unlike mandy )

slk/Tayto: 1
Ruairi/Walkers: 0

:ball:
:D

[max power]

i think we might have a battle and i go for tayto

tayto 2
walkers 0

lets the war begin

[Ruairi]

tayto 2
walkers 1

i think you'll find.

come on the walkers!

[sadloserkid]

Originally posted by Ruairi
tayto 2
walkers 1

i think you'll find.

come on the walkers!

Walkers are the British, premiership wannabe alternative to our own fine indiginous product. Shame on you Ruairi!!! :)

[Ruairi]

Originally posted by sadloserkid
Walkers are the British, premiership wannabe alternative to our own fine indiginous product. Shame on you Ruairi!!! :)

maybe, but they taste nicer and don't make you puke on consumption, unlike taytos

[Schumi]

Taytos

3-1 :D

[max power]

oh yeah, go tayto go !!!

[Schumi]

Also as for lettuce, my only problem with it is that it camouflages any onions that might be on my plate.

[Ruairi]

Originally posted by Schumi
Taytos

3-1 :D

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