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jofyisgod
20/01/2004, 6:18 PM
Not so much cruel, but very funny. City vs UCD a few years back:
From The Shed To Barry Ryan:
Barry's wife is foxy,
Foxier than him,
And when she's shagging Barry,
She dreams of John O' Flynn
:D :D
sadloserkid
21/01/2004, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by jofyisgod
Not so much cruel, but very funny. City vs UCD a few years back:
From The Shed To Barry Ryan:
Barry's wife is foxy,
Foxier than him,
And when she's shagging Barry,
She dreams of John O' Flynn
:D :D
Not so much funny as ripped off I'm afraid... :D
The original (as best I can tell) went as follows:
Posh Spice is a slapper
She wears a wonderbra
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ginola
Mind you you're not the only ones who have ripped it off. Ours went:
Dave Hill is a w@nker
He's just a baldy S.P.A.
And when he shags his missus
He thinks of Kabia
In hindsight not very funny at all...
tetsujin1979
21/01/2004, 12:17 PM
When Leeds signed Cantona a few years ago, rumours went around he was having an affair with Lee Chapman's wife, Leslie Ash:
He's French
He's flash
He's f*cking Leslie Ash
Cantona, Cantona!
Something similar from Arsenal fans when Petit played for them:
He's French
He's slick
He's named after a p0rno flick
Emanuelle!
The sickest chant from an Irish crowd - although to my eternal shame I joined in and thought it was hilariously funny at the time - was at the under-21 game in Portsmouth 1985. Paul Parker, who wasn't having the best of games, was getting untold abuse from the Irish support. Then a group broke into 'Trigger, trigger: Shoot that ******.' The more it happened, the more people joined in and the more Parker went to pieces. In the end he was prematurely subbed.
It is probably the most shameful incident I've been involved in following the Irish team. If there is a priest on this site, I could do with some absolution.:(
the 12 th man
21/01/2004, 1:50 PM
quote ***untold abuse from the Irish support. Then a group broke into 'Trigger, trigger: Shoot that ******.' The more it happened, the more people joined in and the more Parker went to pieces. In the end he was prematurely subbed.
It is probably the most shameful incident I've been involved in following the Irish team. If there is a priest on this site, I could do with some absolution.:( [/B][/QUOTE]
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father wishy washy replies:my son you are forgiven for your sins:take a cold shower for your pennance
Plastic Paddy
21/01/2004, 2:06 PM
Lopez, you're right. You should be deeply ashamed. :eek: Too much time on your part spent as an impressionable yoof (well, OK, slightly older) in the mess room at Ricky, I guess. And potty mouths like my old man giving the likes of Judge Franklin some serious verbal. :p But I digress...
12th man - Are you Wishy Washy from Big Soccer in disguise?
:D PP
the 12 th man
21/01/2004, 2:11 PM
father wishy washy replies:my son pray tell what is big soccer??
Plastic Paddy
21/01/2004, 2:20 PM
There is a site called "Big Soccer" with an Ireland fans' message forum...
And on that site, there is a poster called "Wishy Washy"...
Using my accounting skills, I added 2 and 2, but did I make 4?
;) PP
the 12 th man
21/01/2004, 2:27 PM
Originally posted by Plastic Paddy
There is a site called "Big Soccer" with an Ireland fans' message forum...
And on that site, there is a poster called "Wishy Washy"...
Using my accounting skills, I added 2 and 2, but did I make 4?
;) PP
no my son i have no connection with the above,but i do admit to having a split personality and at times i can loose the run of myself and post the most vilest comments just like the rest of you.
i take no offence by your mistake and wish you and all who sail with you the best in life.
Lopez
The night after the u 21's match in Portsmouth in 85 when we played the t#n's @ wembley in that friendly (mmmm), i hope you were not one of the many yaa hoo's who started booing when the band of the royal silly fuzzy hat's battalion started playing the home team's national anthem ' god save mrs Battenberg, bad form.
Lopez
The night after the u 21's match in Portsmouth in 85 when we played the t#n's @ wembley in that friendly (mmmm), i hope you were not one of the many yaa hoo's who started booing when the band of the royal silly fuzzy hat's battalion started playing the home team's national anthem ' god save mrs Battenberg, bad form.
Originally posted by sylvo
Lopez
The night after the u 21's match in Portsmouth in 85 when we played the t#n's @ wembley in that friendly (mmmm), i hope you were not one of the many yaa hoo's who started booing when the band of the royal silly fuzzy hat's battalion started playing the home team's national anthem ' god save mrs Battenberg, bad form.
Moi? Boo? A man of my reputation. Of course not!;) Too busy kicking off with la guardia civil y los falangistas (or should that be Tan-angistas) behind me to bother with booing, if I remember.:eek:
Apparently there was a massive collection held that night in the tunnel end @ wembley for the e#####d fan's (tans), it was a bit different from normal collections, rather then pass the hat round and then hand it over to the tan's @ the end of the game, the Irish fan's handed their coin's over by standing next to the tan's and chucking them stright @ em. I guess money most have grown on tree's in them day's, ha ha.
TheRealRovers
25/01/2004, 1:57 AM
Originally posted by sylvo
@ the end of the game, the Irish fan's handed their coin's over by standing next to the tan's and chucking them stright @ em.
So are we hooligans?
Not yer average night following Ireland i will admit, i did keep myself out of any bother because (i was taken to the game by my dad) but i did see a lot of trouble that night, mostly instigated by those great friend's of the Irish community in tanland 'the far right', you can call it hooliganism but any one who was there that night had no problem's with seeing the NF getting a right good cead mile failte down @ the tunnel end.
lopez
25/01/2004, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by TheRealRovers
So are we hooligans?
We were that night!
Give me Brazil in freindly's any time, the only problem's that will be happening that night are the Brazilian defence being torn to bit's by David Connolly. (you never know)
liam88
26/01/2004, 6:20 AM
Brilliant!
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