Best Songs

[yan]

who has the best song in the league???

i reckon our song for georgie is class


we love u georgie,
bcoz u were white boots,
we love u georgie,
city's in ur roots,
we love u georgie,
ur city through and through




what do u think has the best song, for or against ur club???

[dortie]

I quite like....

'We all live in the randy-brandywell' (tune of yellow submarine)

And

'We've got Liam-Coylio youve got ****-Allio'


I cant stand.........

'Your Brits and you know you are'

And

'Whats it like to serve a Queen'

Usually sung by Fine Gael love children...or confused Donegal men

[Bosco]

Originally posted by yan
we love u georgie,
bcoz u were white boots,
we love u georgie,
city's in ur roots,
we love u georgie,
ur city through and through

[Bosco]

**** i wasn't ment to post that.I was ment to say i always thought that song was class when we are playin cork.
As for our songs
You'l never walk in athlone;
Tell all the bohs u know
Seanie francis is better than crowe
Stephen kennys a ****
vinnys better than hunt
and senie francis is better than crowe;
5 foot 8
overweight
digger o'brien is ****in great with a knick nack paddy whack...etc

[Roo69]

this season must be.......

Rat Boy Rat Boy whats the score !

Sheer class, i was in bits when the bohs fans were singing that to Adamson

or another old favourite would have to be .......

Homeless Homeless Rovers

[tiktok]

it's not their song really, but i loved it when the Derry boys did Teenage kicks at the cross last season, 'twas only class.....

the georgie chant is definitely our best......

rovers 'we all live in the tallaght housing scheme' from a few years ago is good (to the tune of yellow submarine)....

oh and 'feed the students, let them know it's christmas time'

the worst has to be rovers twelve days of christmas from a good few seasons back, where every day they got increasing amounts of tony cousins', annoying beyond belief...

twenty minutes of the same thing followed by....
'on the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me...
twelve tony cousins, eleven tony cousins, ten tony cousins....'

[James]

Homeless Homeless homeless homeless hoops
Homeless Homeless homeless homeless hoops
16 years a wandering around the homeless bastads have no ground
and you'll never ever, ever play at home

OR

Kilcoyne is our hero
he wears a hero's hat
he got his hands on Miltown
said i'll be cashing that
he could have guided rovers, to champions league sucess
INSTEAD he sold the ground
they're just a fcuking mess

OOOOOOOOH Kilcoyne is our hero
etc etc but louder :D

[Dodge]

Originally posted by James
Homeless Homeless homeless homeless hoops
Homeless Homeless homeless homeless hoops
16 years a wandering around the homeless bastads have no ground
and you'll never ever, ever play at home

You'll have wws off again...

[pineapple stu]

Tolka, Santry or Richmond Park
And you'll never play at home
You'll never play at home!

or failing that, just revert to TRINITY!!! SH!TE!!!!!

[Slash/ED]

Originally posted by James
Homeless Homeless homeless homeless hoops
Homeless Homeless homeless homeless hoops
16 years a wandering around the homeless bastads have no ground
and you'll never ever, ever play at home


I thought the third bit was 16 years a wandering around, Shamrock Rovers rent-a-ground?

[Bosco]

Sign on
Sign on
With hope in your heart
and you'l never get a job

[James]

walk on
walk on
with needles in your arms
and you'll never play at home

(rovers) :)

[brendy_éire]

to the tune of Country Roads:

Go on home, Ollie Byrne.
To the place you belong.
Mountjoy Prison, Dublin 7.
Go on home, Ollie Byrne.

[TheRealRovers]

This is one that is been sung in the Showgrounds for years and it has to be one of the most original songs in the eircom league. Eamon Sweeney also mentions it in this book "There's only one red army"
(To the tune of "Born under a wandering star")
We were born in The Showgrounds; we were born in The Showgrounds.
Well knifes are meant for stabbing and guns are meant to shoot,
And if you come back to The Showgrounds your gonna get the boot.
Cause we were born in The Showgrounds. (Repeat)

Also our "We Are Rovers" song, which is one of the Sheds favourite songs for the last 2 or 3 years

And our song for Shams
(To the tune you'll never walk alone)
Sign on; Sign on, with the pen in your hand.
Cause you'll never get a job you'll never get a job

[Éanna]

All classics! The randy-brandywell is excellent. I love our own "We've got Dolanio, you nick car stereos, we've got john o'flynn you're on heroin" as well.

[Bosco]

(To the tune of how much is that doggy in the window)
How much is that tank of red diesel
the one that you smuggled today
how much is that tank of red diesel
how much did the ira pay

drogs/dundalk

[dortie]

Originally posted by Bosco
(To the tune of how much is that doggy in the window)
How much is that tank of red diesel
the one that you smuggled today
how much is that tank of red diesel
how much did the ira pay

drogs/dundalk


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

'Take it down from the mast' comes to mind here !

[gspain]

Originally posted by dortie
I quite like....

I cant stand.........

'Your Brits and you know you are'

And

'Whats it like to serve a Queen'

Usually sung by Fine Gael love children...or confused Donegal men

Exactly why people sing it at you. :) :)

[gspain]

Some of my favourites

In response to going down going down from some Shamrock Rovers fans "So are we So are we" they nearly did too.

A few years ago at the showgrounds as we took the field a group of teenagers making the appropriate gestures fro mthe shed did "Stab City W^&K W&*K W&*K, Stab citeee W&*k W&*K" puerile I know but funny.

"You're Dubs and you know you are " to Bray fans.

Back in 1990 we had former Rangers captain Ally Dawson getting abuse from some rovers fans and the southill crew on the swimming pool roof outside Rathbane came back with "Rangers and champions champions" The look of disgust on the rovers fans faces was a sight to behold but it was bettered when our 11 men scored a 91st minute winner seconds after their 9 men equalised.

[Dodge]

Originally posted by gspain
"You're Dubs and you know you are " to Bray fans.


You can also sing that to Kildare and Drogheda. We prefer, "**** Dublin suberb, you're only a **** dublin suburb"

[Schumi]

"'Did you get your Junior Cert?" to everyone. :D

[gspain]

One of my all time favourites was from Euro88 - an Irishman called Michael Fagan was found in the Queen's bedroom in the early 80's. Big newsstory at the time.

"Mich ael Fa gan
Mich ael Fa gan
Michael Fagan f&*cked the queen
Michael Fagan F&*cked the queen"

or few English skinheads barged past a group of Irish fans unfurled a big Union Jack and started chanting "Chelsea super Chelsea FC..." The response "Going Down Going Down" (had just been relegated). Packed up and walked away in disgust. I laughed and laughed until I cried at that one and Chelsea are my favourite English side.

There was also a brilliant song to the air of The Sash written by a London SC guy and sang at Windsor in 88 on the reserved terrace in front of the South Stand - "The Cap that Big Jack wore"
I met him in Budapest in 89 but can't remember the words.

[James]

tallaght's just a dream you know its never coming true
its never coming true, its never coming true
OHHHHH
tallaght's just a dream you know its never coming true
its never coming true, its never coming true

etc etc

[Macy]

My current favourite is...
"The section O, dey smoke the blow, yer know, yer know....
The section O, dey smoke the blow, yer know, yer know...
The section O, dey smoke the blow,
They watch the match and off they go,
We all know that section smoke the blow"

[cheekyais]

I like the 1 we sing at da cross which we sang to mock Pat Fenlon and da Longford keeper Stephen O'Flynn. Dont know what da tune is though.
My garden gnome is bigger than you.
My garden gnome is bigger than you.
Its got a hat and a beard.
My garden gnome is bigger than you.
:D

[Macy]

Originally posted by cheekyais
I like the 1 we sing at da cross which we sang to mock Pat Fenlon and da Longford keeper Stephen O'Flynn.
Stephen O'Flynn!?!?!?! :rolleyes:

[John83]

Cheer up Trinity,
Oh how can it be,
to be a west British ******,
who can't spell UCD

What do the Cairk do?
Hoof, hoof hoof hoof

He's fat and geriatric,
he'll never score a hat-trick,
his hair is grey and we want him to stay,
walking in a Swanny Wonderland

[James]

and that John83 is why u went to UCD and couldnt get into UCC :)
surley with all the combined brain cells of the 5 UCD fans ye can come up with something better then that :cool:

[Macy]

Originally posted by Conor74
I had to laugh at some of the ones used against Bray though,
My personal favourite Bray one is our "we all know that it's finglas by the sea, finglas by the sea, finglas by the sea"....

[MariborKev]

When we go to Bray its always

"Snow in a minute, you know its gonna snow in a minute"

I have no idea why

[TheRealRovers]

And a song for Dublin Farm Everton City.
Who are ya?
Who are ya?
:D

[Schumi]

Originally posted by Maribor
I have no idea why Because it's so cold there?

[James]

Originally posted by Maribor
I have no idea why

because it always snows there ?

[Macy]

cos they're all junkies and coke heads?

[John83]

Originally posted by James
and that John83 is why u went to UCD and couldnt get into UCC :)

I got enough points to get into any course in UCC, never mind ITC, and I'm the dumb one of the UCD six.

[Roo69]

[QUOTE][i]
"You're Dubs and you know you are " to Bray fans.
QUOTE]

Yeah that f*ckin wrecks my head alright ! quite funny though, ya can see why plenty of fans sing it. Or what the other one they sing......your just a **** dublin suberb, **** dublin suberb !

Bray Wanderers - The pride of WICKLOW ! remember that lads

;-)

[Roo69]

Originally posted by Maribor
When we go to Bray its always

"Snow in a minute, you know its gonna snow in a minute"

I have no idea why

and thats why it not funny ! lol

nah, seriously though, love it when the derry fans come to the carlisle ! absolute quality ! ya's never f*ck singing ! lol

cos they're all junkies and coke heads? - yeah thats right macy, good man !

lads v- relax with the bray bashing ! lets all turn it back to Rovers ! ya would swear we were a good side with the slagging thas going on here !

[Macy]

I'll never forgive the games you fluked against us in a freezing cold Carlisle (one game I was shivering so much I couldn't light my smoke!!!!)

Besides, now your my nearest eL team - I have to get the digs in! :)

[pineapple stu]

Originally posted by James
and that John83 is why u went to UCD and couldnt get into UCC :)
surley with all the combined brain cells of the 5 UCD fans ye can come up with something better then that :cool:

Written when Rico was in charge at Rovers...


Imagine there's no Rovers
It's easy if you try
They have no homes to go to
Except their Tallaght sty

Imagine all of Dublin
Living life in peace (except for Bohs!)
Rico...o...o...o
You may say we are dreamers
But we're not the only ones
We hope some day you will go down
And join the Limerick scum!*

Imagine there's no Rovers
I wonder if you might?
No team to carry Damo
Nowhere to write his s**te

Imagine all of Dublin
Living life in peace (except for Bohs!)
Rico...o...o...o
You may say we are dreamers
But we're not the only ones
We hope some day you will go down
And join the Limerick scum!*


* - nothing against Limerick (seeing as I was born there) - just needed a team to fit the rhythm!

[Dr.Nightdub]

Ah, to hell with it, I'm bored, so here goes. Keep the drill-sergeant chant from "Full Metal Jacket" in your head for these, they're call-and-response things.

For Rovers:
I don't know but I been told
(I don't know but I been told)
Rovers had a ground, it was sold
(Rovers had a ground, it was sold)

How long they been a-wanderin' round?
Sixteen years without a ground.

They thought they were goin' to D24,
But they're not f***ing staying in Inchicore.

Havin' no home is such a bitch,
Tallaght's gonna be a bogball pitch.
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For Bohs:
I don't know but I been told,
If Crowe was any good he'd be sold.

He's cráp on the ground, he's cráp in the air,
What's come over Brian Kerr?

Bohs have a Russian with a funny name,
Our Brazilians can't get their game.

Face it Bohs, your team is sh1t,
And Bobby Ryan is an ugly git.

All the ugly gits end up at Bohs,
Look at the state of Hawkins' nose.

Thank god we're not on the north side
'Cos Dalymount is a f***ing dive.
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For Shels:
I don't know but I been told,
Shels are moving up the road.

They got no fans in Dublin 3,
'Cos Inchicore is the place to be.

We made them sick in 'Ninety Eight,
The score from Oriel was great.

They stole the League in 'Zero Two,
The Maltese made them look like fools.

Ollie Byrne is a f***ing joke,
Unless you want some dodgy smokes.
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For Derry:
I don't know but I been told,
Liam Coyle is gettin' old.

He was good in his day but now he's heard
That the world is ready for Tony Bird.

Birdy loves Pats an' he loves his mum,
He'll score for us 'til kingdom come.

Derry are stuck with an old has-been,
Just like they're stuck with an English queen.

Charlie is the Prince of Inchicore,
All you got is Charles Windsor.
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For Longford:
I don't know but it's been said,
Longford folk are all inbred.

Sex with animals just ain't right,
So they take a cousin as their wife.

Dunno what they say in their bog accent,
But it makes no odds 'cos it makes no sense.

I hate Flancare in the p1ssin' rain,
When the Town go down, it'll make my day.
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There was a Drogheda one as well but it was a dismal failure. There's a Cork one too, but the last time I posted it up here, the Cork fans failed to see the humour, started blowing steam out their ears and the Admins had to show me a yellow card, so I ain't going there again. There's no Waterford one, cos I couldn't think of anything to slag them over, and there's no UCD one, 'cos they're not worthy of having a song written about them.

[TheRealRovers]

Originally posted by Dr.Nightdub
Derry are stuck with an old has-been,
Just like they're stuck with an English queen.

Charlie is the Prince of Inchicore,
All you got is Charles Windsor.
Take it down from the mast, Irish traitors
It's the flag we republicans claim,
It can never belong to free staters,
For you've brought on it nothing but shame.

[pineapple stu]

Originally posted by Dr.Nightdub
there's no UCD one, 'cos they're not worthy of having a song written about them.

Tut tut...didn't your match programme warn you over that attitude?!;)

[BobtheDrog]

best drogs chant is probably the chim chiminee for sheer humour
another classic came last night at the longford game when some poor ******* had the fact it was his birthday announced over the tannoy. nuff said