Write the obituary of the previous poster

**tetsujin1979** · 19/12/2009, 2:19 AM

I'm in an odd mood (odder than usual anyway) so, just for kicks and giggles, write the obituary of the person who posted in this thread before you.

It'll either be a fascinating insight into how the posters of foot.ie see each other, or a pointless waste of time lost forever in less than 24 hours.

Get to it.

**Acornvilla** · 19/12/2009, 11:57 AM

hmm.. seeing as i'm newish i shouldnt probably post but i'll give it a lash

i see you a lot on the ireland threads.. tets was a wonderful man an avid supporter of his country, very rarely ill informed and a very good contributer, somtimes funny, rarely wrong we loved him very much its a shame he was from limerick

**centre mid** · 19/12/2009, 5:23 PM

Acornvilla

He could never really make his mind up which club he supported and possibly was a goalkeeper of some repute. Like to use smilies in his posts. Foot.ie was a colder place until sept 2009.

**rambler14** · 20/12/2009, 12:38 PM

centre mid....................hit by a bus!

**Sam_Heggy** · 20/12/2009, 1:24 PM

Rambler14............. hit the LOI bug.

**John83** · 20/12/2009, 1:45 PM

Originally Posted by Sam_Heggy

Rambler14............. hit the LOI bug.

Old Sam Heggy,
Hit on the head he,
Fell down like a stone.
Old Sam Heggy,
Bled internally,
And died of gastrointestinal cancer just to screw with any attempts to make this rhyme.

**jebus** · 21/12/2009, 11:22 PM

John83
He came, he saw, he wrote a poem about Sam Heggy, he died of a broken heart after the poor reviews it recieved

**theworm2345** · 22/12/2009, 4:32 AM

jebus - King of the Totty Watch (maybe thats more of an epitaph than an obituary)

**passinginterest** · 22/12/2009, 9:05 AM

theworm2345 - His love for David Connolly knew no bounds, his video collections of Irish internationals was bigger than RTE's and New York was his favourite city in the world

**SkStu** · 22/12/2009, 1:52 PM

passinginterest, really just a Rovers fans with a penchant for pink shirts.

**Longfordian** · 22/12/2009, 2:03 PM

SkStu, his love for Bohs couldn't be dulled by distance and he could always be relied upon for pictures of some unheard of North American totty.

**OwlsFan** · 22/12/2009, 4:22 PM

Longfordian, was born at an early age in a county which you only visit when passing through to some place more interesting. He didn't like stats and was oft heard to say "facts schmacts, you can use facts to prove anything". He used to get very worried when a bus and the Luas collided even though the Luas goes no where near Longford - and indeed does anyone else unless they have to. Alas he never lived to see his dream will come true of Longford Town getting a gate over 50 people and a dog

**Magicme** · 22/12/2009, 4:27 PM

Three words can sum up OwlsFan's life....Idiota, Cretino, Stupido.

**oscar** · 22/12/2009, 8:15 PM

Magicme.....she was some goer

**Wangball** · 23/12/2009, 8:46 AM

Oscar, taken from us by Venereal Disease

**Magicme** · 23/12/2009, 9:23 AM

Where is the sarcastic "thanks" button when you need it.

**tiktok** · 23/12/2009, 9:43 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

Where is the sarcastic "thanks" button when you need it.

Magicme, fought the good fight for MUFC, making them remarkably popular on the forum despite few of the posters on here ever actually going near the place.

After death and the puiblication of her obituary, she continued to haunt the thread.

**First** · 23/12/2009, 6:36 PM

Originally Posted by Wangball

Oscar, taken from us by Venereal Disease

Sadly it would seem it was self inflicted.

**blue til i die** · 27/12/2009, 7:54 PM

Rovers fan was pat dolan's online name to throw us off, but we all knew....his fondness for kinder surprises proved his downfall after accidently forgetting to remove the toy....RIP