Manhood trouble

**joeSoap** · 12/01/2006, 1:33 PM

Poor Fella

**Raheny Red** · 12/01/2006, 1:48 PM

Some people are never happy!!

*Cue for someone to come on -"what is my pic doing in the Sun"??

**paul_oshea** · 12/01/2006, 2:07 PM

what is my pic doing in the sun i didnt allow them a photo!!!!

:P

**Dublin12** · 12/01/2006, 2:56 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

what is my pic doing in the sun i didnt allow them a photo!!!!

:P

You need to sort out your wardrobe mate,maybe thats why you can't get a bird

,never mind blaming the babies arm down yer kacks

**A face** · 12/01/2006, 10:52 PM

That just ~~shlong~~ wrong that is !!

**blutil** · 12/01/2006, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by A face

That just ~~shlong~~ wrong that is !!

there's no point putting that here, you should write a letter ! I have paper but does anyone know where the pen-is ?

sorry

**hamish** · 13/01/2006, 5:18 PM

Maybe he should join this lot

http://www.lpsg.org/

Hamish - member (honk) number 15386

**John83** · 13/01/2006, 5:27 PM

Originally Posted by blutil

there's no point putting that here, you should write a letter ! I have paper but does anyone know where the pen-is ?

sorry

If you've lost it, you could get one from http://www.penisland.com

**hamish** · 13/01/2006, 5:43 PM

While we're on the subject, new factory announced yesterday for Beeslow will probably be making these

http://www.malecare.org/nr551580.jpg

Talk about a coincidence.

**ollie** · 16/01/2006, 11:51 AM

poor LAD

jesus the state of those pants

**lopez** · 16/01/2006, 1:18 PM

Jude Law? 2 inches??!!

**Thunderblaster** · 16/01/2006, 11:19 PM

if you have manhood trouble, then surely you have a spotted dick!!

**lopez** · 17/01/2006, 9:17 AM

Couldn't The Scum give a the lad a job as a columnist? I think there has been a vacancy for a big pr*ck ever since Richard Littlesh*t left to join the Daily Mail.

**the 12 th man** · 17/01/2006, 9:24 AM

Originally Posted by lopez

Jude Law? 2 inches??!!

Isn't there an operation available now where they implant part of an elephants trunk where required?.

**hamish** · 17/01/2006, 5:22 PM

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

Isn't there an operation available now where they implant part of an elephants trunk where required?.

Gives a new meaning to "Elephant Man" doesn't it

**the 12 th man** · 17/01/2006, 7:44 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Gives a new meaning to "Elephant Man" doesn't it

Its just that you have to be careful if you visit a Restaurant after the said operation.If you're having soup, make sure that the bread rolls aren't put near your side of the table as the trunk has been know to have a life of its own and reach up for a bun

**hamish** · 17/01/2006, 7:59 PM

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

Its just that you have to be careful if you visit a Restaurant after the said operation.If you're having soup, make sure that the bread rolls aren't put near your side of the table as the trunk has been know to have a life of its own and reach up for a bun

LOL

Can you imagine the slurping sound if it went for the soup.

I'm trying to think of a trunk pun but no luck.