Christmas present Ideas from CCFC

**Dricky** · 21/10/2002, 3:33 PM

Well I'd love if we could get Life-size Cardboard cut out of Gunther, the gas thing is it would be as good as the original!!!

Won't be as popular as the Gunther Dart board, or what seems to be the favourite even with some women (it worries me who the others are) the Gunther Blow-up doll!!!

There is also a ninety minute tape from Gunther on how to speak to the fans and be a great manager (Great value as its ready blanked to tape those xmas Films)

Of course for the stocking fillers, you could get the CCFC potato pies available in Green White and Red (Mystery ingredients though)

any other Christmas Ideas going I’ve loads of people to buy for??????

**Éanna** · 21/10/2002, 3:34 PM

Originally posted by Dricky
Well I'd love if we could get Life-size Cardboard cut out of Gunther, the gas thing is it would be as good as the original!!!

LOL

**Éanna** · 21/10/2002, 5:16 PM

Originally posted by Conor74
How to Win Friends and have Women Falling at Your Feet.

"This little book contains a collection of insights by Gunther into where he got his charm and urbane sophistication. Using the words of the witmeister himself, his teachings on how to match his winning charisma and style, is guaranteed to have you climbing the ladder at work and climbing into all the ladies beds..." - The Sunday Times.

A steal at EUR44.99.

It just gets better! Who can top that one?!

**Éanna** · 21/10/2002, 5:27 PM

Now now

**James** · 21/10/2002, 5:29 PM

Gunther's Branded Viagra

Guarenteed to instill the same energy, enthuasiasm, longevity, and get-up and go, witnessed by all at turners cross every second friday night. Guaranteed to Score.

Price 19.99...

*[SIZE=1]requires board approval before use*[/SIZE]

**Éanna** · 21/10/2002, 5:32 PM

Originally posted by James
Gunther's Branded Viagra

Guarenteed to instill the same energy, enthuasiasm, longevity, and get-up and go, witnessed by all at turners cross every second friday night. Guaranteed to Score.

but yet for some reason it´s effect seems to wilt in the presence of strangers and in unfamiliar surroundings...............

**James** · 21/10/2002, 5:35 PM

yea theres always some side effects with these types of products
others include, picking the wrong teams, playing noel hartigan for an obsence length of time and shafting players left right and centre

**James** · 21/10/2002, 5:45 PM

maybe if james mulligan takes some of that gunther viagra he might grow those extra 6 inches

**Éanna** · 21/10/2002, 5:58 PM

Originally posted by Conor74
Good support but no cups. Yes, show the Anna Kournikova in your life that it's true what they say, only the balls should bounce (and if someone keeps hoofing them up from the back in the eternal hope that James Mulligan has grown 6 inches since last seen, then those balls will bounce and bounce all night).

LOL! Don´t you mean great support?!