QuoteThere is one about Ashley Young at Villa about his "internet life"
Shag Shag who ever they be,
We don't care if ya get down and dirty,
you can shag my wife if you want,
as long as win the cup at Wembley!
Not sure if there's a thread already for this. But heard a cracker of one recently.
Spurs fans after playing on Valentine's Day away in Prague....
"You can stick your f*****g roses up your @rse"
"I love Tottenham more than you"
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
There is one about Ashley Young at Villa about his "internet life"
Shag Shag who ever they be,
We don't care if ya get down and dirty,
you can shag my wife if you want,
as long as win the cup at Wembley!
LESS OF THE BULL NOW!
portsmouth's fans taunting cashley cole recently:
wheres your cheryl gone?
wheres your cheryl gone?
far, far away!!
brilliant
Was at Watford v newcastle last year in the fizzy cup
Newcastle started singing:
"are you shagging Elton John, are you shagging, are you shaggin, are you shaggign Elton John"
A few moments go by and the response:
"are you shagging Ant and Dec................"!
DB Cooper is alive !
They'll do that at Arsenal aswell except they'll wave a fiver at him too.Originally Posted by sligo23
LESS OF THE BULL NOW!
Best one I have hard is the Aberdeen fans to Rangers fans. Now as a bit of background. Michael Mols who played for Rangers, was meant to be married to a girl who was not that attractive to the optic never in fact she often offend that particular nerve.
Now Aberdeen Fans are known as Sheep shaggers to the city folk of Glasgow.
Anyway the Rangers fans were singing
Sheep Shagging *******s, you are only Sheep Shagging *******s.
and in reply
I would rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols.
In Trap we trust
Another good one was. There is only 2 Andy Gorhams, but I suppose making fun of a mental illness is not very PC but very funny as a terrace chant.
In Trap we trust
Our Northern friends 'You can stick your flat pack wardrobes up your arse' away at Sweden was one of my personal favorites.
Back in the qualifiers for USA 94, playing Norn Iron in Lansdowne, Norn 'keeper was Dunlop, and when the third goal went past him, a chant went up on the south terrace . .
'dunlop needs a remould, dunlop needs a remould, na na na na, na na na na'
Well, at the time, I thought it as good
"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
Manchester United's Ji Sung Park.....
Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse...
You could be Scouse...
Eating rats in a council house!!!
Tottenham fans singing 'Who's Gonna Drive You Home?' to Tony Adams many moons ago when he was banned from driving still raises a chuckle.
Man City fans singing 'Your wife is shagging Cannon and Ball' to Harry Kewell whilst his wife was on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here
The previously mentioned 'Two Andy Gorams' by Celtic fans is probably the funniest I've ever heard though, but I also like their one about Nakamura that includes the lines 'he eats chow mein, votes sinn fein, it's Nakamura'
"He's big, he's black,
he's had a heart attack,
Nwankwo Kanu, Nwankwo Kanu"
The Arsenal one when a certain Monsieur Petit was playing with them:
He's blonde, he's quick
his name's a porno flick
Emmanuel, Emmanuel
"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
some teams fans at freddie eastwood
"the wheels on your house go round and round"
I think you may find that was 1990 qualifiers
personal favorite from the Kop
to the tune of amoré
"who's the black at the back
that got Houllier the sack?
thats Traoré"
Last edited by Block G Raptor; 21/02/2008 at 11:39 AM.
Jesus, I'm older than I thought so, flip . . .
"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
Dont balme it on Finnan
Dont blame it on biscan
dont balme it on Hamann
Blame it on Traore......
He just cant He just cant he just cant control his feet........
What a goal that was!
There is only 2 Liam Kearneys!
The ones that you wouldn't say in a conversation to someone else but when in a group on the terraces are always the best ones.
Who Cares?!
Scousers to the Mancs ;
"Harold Shipman killed your ma
do da, do da"
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