Tee Hee !!

[A face]

Ian Paisley was cryogenically frozen and rewoken after 30years. He looked around the lab and said "F**king hell, where am I? ". The doctor explained what had happened and, after his initial shock, Paisley seemed quite happy with his new position in time.

"So," he asked, "what have I missed?"
"Well," said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news. Ireland
invaded England 15 years ago; Gerry Adams is Prime Minister and Mary McAleese has just been made Queen".

Paisley went white and screamed with the shock. "The good news" said the doctor "is that Rangers have beaten Celtic for the third year in a row". This brought a slight smile to Paisley's face; what was the score he asked.

The doctor replied, " 2-10 to 1-9."

[EireBadBoy]

Comedy Gold!