FFS, don't start a thread like this, we'll have every muppet that posts on foot questioning the figures and then the insults will start flying....
Galway Fan: We had an average attendance of 2,199.
Muppet: Did ye ****, ye fiddled the figures for reason A, B or C...admit it!!
Galway Fan: Why the **** would we do that?
Muppet: Insert conspiracy theory here*
* The Nick Leeson conspiracy, you know he was in jail
* The IAG/FAI conspiracy, how could you trust John Delaney with a head like that?
* The GUFC DVD conspiracy, we have the technology…
* The dodgy water conspiracy, first home win the day city water given the all clear…
* The dodgy lights/match fixing scandal, did Eric C rig the lights???
* Petrolgate
* Terry the Tiger foiling Pete Mahon’s well laid plans by passing a ball to UCD substitutes at half time
Actually its all starting to make sense now, I never realised we had so many conspirators in on it, Nick Leeson, John Delaney, Michael D, Eric C and the electricians union, the Galway City Council, Terry the Tiger and Maxi not to mention the 3000+ supporters we had at the big games (not UCD).
And to think lads, we would have gotten away with it but for the few in the know on foot; they had us rumbled form the start, how silly do we feel at this moment…now I know how poor old Ernst Stavro Blofeld felt when he was outwitted by Bond on numerous occasions.
Perhaps Ernst should have tried another tactic, a dastardly scheme to promote his local football team by trying to increase season tickets sales, selling lotto tickets and organising fundraisers throughout the season (and of course fiddling the attendance figures), I’m sure not even super spies like Bond et al would have rumbled that scheme…but those in the know on foot did
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