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    Which Footballer are you?


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    I got this !!

    You are Paolo Montero

    You should be locked up. You could carpet a pitch with your red cards. You're ruthless, calculating and arrogant. You make Hannibal Lecter look like a girl. Do the world a favour. Retire.
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    I got:

    Gabriel Batistuta

    An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.

    Actually fairly accurate, although I doubt i'm past my best!

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    Gabriel Batistuta

    An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
    http://www.forastrust.ie/

    Bring back Rocketman!

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    David Seaman

    You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.

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    Gabriel Batistuta

    how could i be past it - i'm only a young fella
    "I don’t want to tempt fate, but Thierry Henry is not having one of his best nights." - RTE co-commentator Jim Beglin, minutes before TH struck the stunning winner.

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    Kevin Hunt

    You're one of the best players in the country. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You can destroy your opponent's defence in seconds but you'd never do anything to hurt anyone. You've got skill, integrity and you're not an arrogant tosser. A credit to the game.

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    I am a Bastituta, 'cept I could'nt hit a Cows arse with a Banjo!

    A majority of Batigols then? Last time I had me hair like that was when 'Slippery When Wet' was never off me Tape Player!
    I'd rather die laughing than trying!

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    You are
    Freddie Ljungberg

    Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled

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    Re: Which Footballer are you?

    Originally posted by kilbrin
    Which Footballer are you?
    Try this for a laugh....Oliver Kahn. I don't intimidate the opposition forwards, but, I'm a big bully boy at the back!!
    Réiteoir, haven't you forgotten something? Like 3-2 to Cork City!!
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    Aint revenge sweet?!

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    Gabriel Batistuta

    An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.


    I guess that's the main middle-of-the-road reply.

    Bonus ppints for me though....I'm American, but I knew who Gabriel Batistuta was without needing most of the description.
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    Re: Re: Which Footballer are you?

    Originally posted by Shed End John
    Try this for a laugh....Oliver Kahn. I don't intimidate the opposition forwards, but, I'm a big bully boy at the back!!
    Further proof, (as if it was needed) that you're on goal for the next foot.ie match!

    Whatever it was I am sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

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    I am:
    Rivaldo

    You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

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    GOD.

    nuff said!!
    It's only just begun...............
    If the last 21 years were class, here's looking forward to the next 21 years. It is our time

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    You are
    Gabriel Batistuta

    An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.


    past my best?????
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'

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    You are
    Patrick Viera

    You'e a great athlete. YOu've got strength, speed and legs that go on forever. Unfortunately you use all this to take out opponents in a way that might end a few careers.

    hee, hee, - it's true!
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