The best quotes from Sky TVs Rugby man, the ubiquitous Murray Mexted!

"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the back line."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, come inside me, come inside
me."

"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like
that and you just burst right through."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man
on the ground is to go down on him"

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens,
and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his
back-side"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of
seasons now."