QuoteIf Danny was a footballer, he'd . . . oh wait, I've got this wrong, haven't I?
With clubs submitting budgets this week to the Abbottstown hierarchy what will it hold for the LOI clubs. Will Cork be brazen to submitt one....will we be rejected 3 times before approval....and with Bohs financial wores or will they tell the FAI they have cut their cloth and are playing next season with an entire squad of barmen as was the case of Mark Rossiter last season...
So what I am looking for to kick off he trust site for 2010 is some humorous writings from you lot (plenty of comedians on here) on our lads as the title says "If they werent footballers what would they be" and why?
So will it be from Brushy the street sweeper (because the name fits) or Keano the bouncer (as he enacted one night in McHughs) could Blinkhon be a pilot because he spends most of his time in the air.......etc. etc.
Can be every player or just one.....all welcome
Anyone with any ideas mail me at alan@thebitored.com and I'll compile them all.......
If Danny was a footballer, he'd . . . oh wait, I've got this wrong, haven't I?
"Even if the wind stops to blow
Even if the sea ceases to flow
Even if the sun ceases to rise
The name of Sligo Rovers will shine and shine forever like the morning star glittering in the sky."
Once again the response has been overwhelming.....................
Conor O'Grady - Might work for a food company, maybe a rep of some sort?
Nah.....that's way too far fetched!!Originally Posted by Rovers1
The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
Muhammad Ali
Roy Keane is still a pri*k!
Brushie - Model, he wishes! - If he was a lolliop he would try and lick himself.
Boco - Chef
Keano - Kareoke tour of Ireland (he bloody love signing and isn't very good at it)
Peers - Involved in NASA study of less than 100% intelligent people, how did you get concussion? - playing centre half doctor.
Ventre - Minder, Gang heavy
Butler - Limo driver (maybe not!)
Doyler - Campaigning nationally for fair rights for gingers.
O'Grady - County Counciller - he bloody loves the town.
Turner - Running the Sean Connor fan club.
Marshall - Doing Fake Tan ads
Blinkhorn - TV performer doing David Blane like human will tests.
Almond - Gaelic Footballer
Steve Feeney - Hair Product Ads- does that hair ever move??!!
Cookie - Throat Lozenges etc TV ads, is that hoarse voice slightly aggagerated even??!!
Gerry Carr - Toughest man competitions, what its minus 12 outside? Give me my shorts and short sleeve top - you pansies.
Last edited by Guts&Glory; 13/01/2010 at 9:07 PM.
Gerry Carr - A career as a Bobby Hill impersonator and lookalike.
I am blushing reading above, keep the day job
Alan Keane - still working for elverys
Brushie: A Brylcreem Tattooist
Ventre: Superman (nice a fella you can meet and turns into a different person when he puts on the uniform)
Alan Keane: Gah Huler for Galway (he will swing at anything that moves in a 2metre radius)
Boco: Assasin (flys in – does the job – flys out, no fuss)
Peers: Crash Test Dummy (especially after the Bray away game)
Marshall: Shoe sales man- cause he only gets to see one shoe (can be all one-footed)
O’Grady: Zombie extra in a film (he can look like a man possessed running around sometimes)
Ryan: Soldier ( ‘Shoot man – for the love of God will ya shoot’ )
Doyle: Jockie (can jump over anything)
Blinhorn: Lucozade promoter (good energy)
Manager: Fergal, have you your boots with ya?
Fergal: Ya, I have them here.
Manager: Ah good stuff, well give them to this man so, he forgot his!
and your input to the request fom the Trust Website is where Well red???I am blushing reading above, keep the day job
Not living anywhere near Sligo I considered the position and decided that I would be better continuing devoting my time to the many other contributions that I make to the well being of Sligo Rovers. Can we just move on now as the thread is getting really bare and I am much too excited about our chances are for the coming season and want to hear lots more news about the players coming in and what the prospects are, thats were we should be coming from. Come on you Reds
Cert Raf would be a model. He's lovely.
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