United Kingdom Team

[the 12 th man]

Originally posted by sylvo
. Don't know where he's chilling now, maybe father wishy washy could ask around for us?

greetings from the a & e dept of harringay general hospital
where i am being currently treated for severe cuts and bruises.

i happened to be in london for the weekend attending a conference for the religious called "negative energy produced by internet pornography" when during a tea break it suddenly crossed my mind to see if any of the other priests had heard of the" rapper priest"

maybe i misheard where they said he could be found but i ended up outside a pub called "the half moon" in hearne hill london.i should have sensed all not being well when i noticed about 30 "harley davidon" chopper type motorbikes near by .

when i entered the bar there was about the same amount of scruffy looking "hells angels" type ruffians at the bar.as i approached them the biggest meanest looking one turned around and shouted into my face (above the loud music)
"what the fcuk do you want"
well i proceeded to mention "da sylvs and india"

well he appeared to be drawing back his fist to give me a dig
so i went to open my jacket to show him my collar,enabling
him to see my credentials.unfortunately he thought i was opening my jacket to go for a weapon and immediately kicked me very hard in the jewels.
his mates took this a signal to treat me as a "size 5 mitre" football
and kicked me from one end of the bar to the other.

i am over the worst of it now but im afraid my quest for the "homie priest" ends here.

fr ww

[lopez]

Originally posted by the 12 th man
...maybe i misheard where they said he could be found but i ended up outside a pub called "the halfmoon" in hearne hill london.i should have sensed all not being well when i noticed about 30 "harley davidon" chopper type motorbikes near by .

when i entered the bar there was about the same amount of scruffy looking "hells angels" type ruffians at the bar....

You're lucky you found the Hells Angels bar with the motorbikes. The one without bikes around the corner is a very queer place indeed. You would have felt like a 'size 5 mitre' alright, but like one being pumped up before the game starts.