The say anything, what's on your mind thread

**Magicme** · 04/08/2009, 9:02 AM

Originally Posted by thischarmingman

I had a contact lens malfunction yesterday with the new lenses I was using. Helpfully, this being a bank holiday weekend, Specsavers is closed and I've had to spend the last 24 hours or so, and the next few to come until it opens again tomorrow with blurred -2.75 vision. I'm reading foot.ie in large text feeling like a right Grandpa (with apologies to any old codgers reading). Con is just going to be a blob on MNS. (As will Glen Crowe, but that's got nothing to do with my eyesight.)

Dam why couldnt you have met me when your eyes were like this, then you might have had a good impression of me!

**thischarmingman** · 04/08/2009, 9:42 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

Dam why couldnt you have met me when your eyes were like this, then you might have had a good impression of me!

I think any chance of a good impression went when I discovered you keep a mattress in your boot.

**Magicme** · 04/08/2009, 10:32 AM

Ha ha!! Brat. That was a secret that you promised to keep!

**DmanDmythDledge** · 04/08/2009, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by thischarmingman

I think any chance of a good impression went when I discovered you keep a mattress in your boot.

**Spudd** · 04/08/2009, 11:44 AM

How am i gunna do this level without bouncing betty's?

**thischarmingman** · 04/08/2009, 1:14 PM

Originally Posted by Spudd

How am i gunna do this level without bouncing betty's?

We're all grown-ups here, call them "breasts," or "boobs" if you have to.

**DeLorean** · 04/08/2009, 5:08 PM

The old wan at work next to me has the sound on her computer so every time she clicks something it makes a noise, annoying as fcuk. If she leaves her PC for a few mins I think I'll run over and turn it off, she won't know the difference.

**thischarmingman** · 04/08/2009, 5:21 PM

Originally Posted by DeLorean

The old wan at work next to me has the sound on her computer so every time she clicks something it makes a noise, annoying as fcuk. If she leaves her PC for a few mins I think I'll run over and turn it off, she won't know the difference.

One of those intensely annoying things. Stuff like that really grinds my gears, I'd honestly be having fantasies about battering the silly dear over the head with a chair if I had to listen to that all day.

**brendy_�ire** · 05/08/2009, 7:17 AM

Originally Posted by DeLorean

The old wan at work next to me has the sound on her computer so every time she clicks something it makes a noise, annoying as fcuk. If she leaves her PC for a few mins I think I'll run over and turn it off, she won't know the difference.

Punish her. Ctrl + Alt + Right.

**Magicme** · 05/08/2009, 8:22 AM

Originally Posted by DeLorean

The old wan at work next to me has the sound on her computer so every time she clicks something it makes a noise, annoying as fcuk. If she leaves her PC for a few mins I think I'll run over and turn it off, she won't know the difference.

Why don't you make a "click" noise everytime her computer does. Will annoy the hell outta her.

**John83** · 05/08/2009, 9:51 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

Why don't you make a "click" noise everytime her computer does. Will annoy the hell outta her.

In a really chirpy voice. Insist that you love the sounds her computer makes.

**Magicme** · 05/08/2009, 10:25 AM

It cant be any worse than being forced to listen to the Black Eyed Peas new song while most annoying people on planet talking total nonsence to me at the same time. Thank god for my sneezing which is making everything sound a little muffled.

**thischarmingman** · 05/08/2009, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by John83

In a really chirpy voice. Insist that you love the sounds her computer makes.

Reminds me of this:
http://redmondfamily.com/Monique%20a...0an%20Elevator

**Only1Rovers** · 05/08/2009, 1:13 PM

What's up with Facebook, can anyone else not log-on this afternoon????

**micls** · 05/08/2009, 1:13 PM

Originally Posted by Only1Rovers

What's up with Facebook, can anyone else not log-on this afternoon????

Nope, Im on it atm

**brianw82** · 06/08/2009, 12:05 AM

Story Time has officially replaced 'Most talented nightclub' and 'Totty Watch' as my favourite foot.ie thread of all time. Tears rolling down my face and I'm only 5 pages in!