You should have Dr. Peepee come over to give you a Saline IV with some electrolytes. Works like a charm. He'll give you a nice back rub if you tip him too according to Charlie Darwin.
I couldn't do a whole night of spirits. It's usually whiskey or spiced rum when I do. Those nights tend to be messy.
Mixing drinks is probably why I feel so damn hungover today though.
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
You should have Dr. Peepee come over to give you a Saline IV with some electrolytes. Works like a charm. He'll give you a nice back rub if you tip him too according to Charlie Darwin.
Irish beach reappears after 33 years? Great. Another reason for Nigel Harps to don his infamous Borat bathing suit.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...ars-freak-tide
According to the RTÉ One weather there, there has been no rain in the whole of Ireland so far this May.
Crazy.
But there have been many, many tears.
If it stays away for the weekend, I'll be quite happy. Planned barbeque on Saturday....
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
Watch this guy eat Ghost Peppers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdjBtw-XbE
So The Mets baseball season is crashing and burning in spectacular fashion. I was perusing their minor league system BC they are in desperate need of pitching. Just wanted to see if they have anyone coming up the pike who could help this year. I was surprised that one of their better prospects is a Belfast born fella named P.J. Conlon. Born in 1993. There have been 47 Major League players who were Irish Born, but none since 1945 so it would be quite something if he reached the majors. Any chance any of you sports fans have heard of him or know anything about him?
Cheerio fellas. I've decided to hang up my foot.ie boots for good. Great little community here so keep the information and opinions flowing.
COYBIG!
Just take a sabbatical like Noelys Guitar.
These articles in all the papers the last few days about this trash island in the Pacific...we really should do something about plastics. Bamboo phone cases for all! I fear Stu is headed there as we speak for his exile. But can you imagine 13,000 pieces of garbage every damn day? How sad. I'm going to make more of an effort to stop using plastics. I never use plastic bags etc..Bring your own hemp bags grocery shopping. Who but the Irish can lead us to be Green?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/16/w...h-pacific.html
Which one of ye drove SkStu away anyway ? This place is withering on the vine as it is without friendly fire casualties.
Didn't Stu prematurely announce retirement from Foot.ie once before only to return some time later? Fear not; he'll be back.
One does not simply leave foot.ie.
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
Second last time I went to the off-licence and my favourite member of staff was there she had a corny smile on her face when she was bagging my West Coast Cooler Rose.
I got the impression she liked me.
Last time I went to the off-licence and got my Coors Light out of the fridge I turned around to see her staring at me with a smile on her face.
Now I really get the impression she likes me.
I made the excuse that I didn't come on to her because her friend was there and it wasn't the right moment, but the truth is I am really bad at reading social cues and don't know how to broach it with her.
What small talk should I use to try and gauge the situation further?
*Give me a break. It's easier in nightclubs.
tl;dr Maybe it's because I was buying West Coast Cooler Rose.
Last edited by TheOneWhoKnocks; 20/05/2017 at 12:12 AM.
Bookmarks