Real life is stranger than fiction.
Conor McGregor is now a two weight UFC world champion.
As it used to go in mortal kombat....Flawless Victory!
It's been a while since I posted one of these, but today's news headline from Japan:
Serial foot licker apprehended in Kyoto.
This Mannequin Challenge is annoying the sh1t out of me.
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
Did I ever tell the story about when myself and a friend were leaving Madison Square Garden after a Knicks game and I almost got killed over a burp?
Myself and my friend were walking right behind a 7 ft. tall white guy with long, jet black hair and his black girlfriend and my friend loudly burped.
We get to walking ahead of the couple and all the while they are threatening us and (he's) stepping on my heels.
Never been so angry in my entire life.
Now take into account I am 6 ft. 3 and this dude was almost a foot taller than me. And we were in a corridor packed with hundreds of people. And I am already claustrophobic.
Last edited by TheOneWhoKnocks; 21/11/2016 at 6:02 PM.
What.
I guess you had to be there.
Somehow I think that would have been equally confusing.
In more normal news, my other half upgraded her car today and now I want to do so too but can't afford to at the minute. Disaster.
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
TIL people over 6'2" are all contrary as f*ck.
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
This gave me a laugh
This though...
DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE...?
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
Merry Chirstmas everyone! I wont be on here too much over the next little while so wanted to get my wishes in a bit early! Thanks to all the loopers, curmudgeons, amateur comedians and stattos that make this place such a fantastic head-f*ck.
I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.
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