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    Temporarily returned to his fully lupine form, making typing difficult and successfully arguing the toss with the support staff of an internet provider virtually impossible. Ripping their throats out is all well and good, but it doesn't get the broadband working again.
    #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr A View Post
    Temporarily returned to his fully lupine form, making typing difficult and successfully arguing the toss with the support staff of an internet provider virtually impossible. Ripping their throats out is all well and good, but it doesn't get the broadband working again.
    Spot on, Sir A, spot on.

    In the same week, the postman was hospitalised and I can guarantee that there will be no more canvassers at my door in relation to the upcoming referendum.
    Quoting years at random since 1975

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    Quote Originally Posted by pineapple stu View Post
    Luang Prabang at the mo. Heading off with elephants tomorrow before a two-day boat trip up the Mekong followed by a two-day hike into the wilds of the Laos jungle.
    How's their co-efficient?

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    Came in and for some reason, as I'm in early, alone and with time to chill, put on Leaders Questions on the rte player. So what's on my mind, I would dearly love to kick the head off Dame Edna. He's the slimiest, most hateworthy type of lowlife, the kind of teacher who'd beat the crap out of a kid then have him believe it's for his own good. He's first up with the piano wire when the revolution comes.

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    So what you're telling us is that chill time didn't go entirely according to plan?
    #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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    Pretty much Mr. A. The joy of getting home early to catch up with news, then that ginger whinger insults the intelligence of the nation with his latest lies.

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    Was obsessed with getting there as a young child as it was the talk of all my friends - never made it. Still bitter.

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    http://www.japantoday.com/category/n...-paying-diners

    TOKYO —

    A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities.

    Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out—seasoned and braised—to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police.

    Diners paid 20,000 yen for the plate with a portion of genitals. Pictures published on a website appeared to show the meal came complete with mushrooms and a parsley garnish.
    20,000 yen = 200 euros.

    Let the puns begin.

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    Why wasnt I invited??

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    That must've been one tiny meal.
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    Am looking for old Irish matches on VHS, PM me if you have some and I'll upload them here

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    It was three courses! The full menu was c0ck-a-leekie soup, followed by meat and two veg, finished off with spotted d1ck for dessert.
    Hello, hello? What's going on? What's all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here!
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    Very saucy...

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    Nice to see the Germans wearing green today against Switzerland. Still honoring the Irish being the first team to play em after WWII. Super awesome.

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    Has anyone ever wanted to reach into a laptop and throttle someone, even a woman (be to throttled)? How can a person, being given a soft, easy fun interview, fail miserably to mention ANYTHING she was on to say. Can't wait until tomorrow morning to explain to sponsors and others why this idiot failed to even try follow the interviewers leads. Oh god, I hate my job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkStu View Post
    Nice to see the Germans wearing green today against Switzerland. Still honoring the Irish being the first team to play em after WWII. Super awesome.
    Is it true that Socrates was buried wearing his UCD jersey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkStu View Post
    Claralara http://www.claralara.com/

    Was obsessed with getting there as a young child as it was the talk of all my friends - never made it. Still bitter.
    It's savage!
    DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemovie View Post
    Is it true that Socrates was buried wearing his UCD jersey?
    I cant see how it wouldn't be true bm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BonnieShels View Post
    It's savage!
    Stop trying to make me cry... my parents have a lot to answer for. Marlay park was the closest I got...

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    Anyone else watching this charity match on ITV? England vs Rest of the World, celebrities and ex footballers. Good craic watching Roy Keane and Clarence Seedorf in midfield with the likes of Will Ferrell, Ed Norton, Gordon Ramsey and a whole host of good names there. Surprisingly, Olly Murs turned out to be a really good footballer before going off injured.
    https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.

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    Just heard some shocking news that apparently a local pub was petrol bombed by a man in his 60s coz he was refused drink. Poor barmaid is apparently in a critical condition. That s*** doesn't happen in sleepy boring Monaghan.

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