The say anything, what's on your mind thread

**Magicme** · 23/09/2011, 10:08 AM

Oooh happy dayyyyyy........dreams do come true! Got an internship which will, if I put in the effort, lead to the job I have wanted since I was a kid!!! FAS get the finger out want to start NOW!!!!

**Mr A** · 23/09/2011, 10:14 AM

Best of luck to you in your new role as an apprentice Bulgarian dwarf juggler.

**Wolfie** · 23/09/2011, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by Mr A

Best of luck to you in your new role as an apprentice Bulgarian dwarf juggler.

Indeed - Bulgarian dwarf juggler is quite a sought after job.

Bulgarian dwarf tosser, however, is a different role entirely. According to FAS, its a much more "hands on" role.

**John83** · 23/09/2011, 1:40 PM

Football fans are pretty much the same the world around. Puns are weirder among people who speak English as a second language though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=451706850

**SkStu** · 24/09/2011, 4:16 AM

Originally Posted by nigel-harps1954

Finally getting my internet sorted after 5 months of waiting tomorrow. On a sh*t note though, my dog of 15 years passed on Monday which was horrible. Awful day, never easy losing the family pet.

Originally Posted by Dunny

Sorry to hear nigel, grew up with my grandparents dog and when they passed we took him, he passed away at 14, heartbreaking.

Originally Posted by theworm2345

Yeah very sorry to hear it, my dog is 14 and we got her when I was 7 and she was like six weeks old. She's very much a part of the family (probably the most important) so I know it can't be easy for you. Sometimes I put an Ireland shirt on her during matches for luck.

enough about dogs, pussies.

**tetsujin1979** · 30/09/2011, 7:20 AM

Quick tip for anyone looking to rent a room, don't show up to the house at 8 in the morning asking can you move in the next day, the chances are you won't be offered the room on principle alone

**Wolfie** · 30/09/2011, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by tetsujin1979

Quick tip for anyone looking to rent a room, don't show up to the house at 8 in the morning asking can you move in the next day, the chances are you won't be offered the room on principle alone

That post reads like the opening paragraph to a psychological thriller. I think we could really expand on that one.

Prospective flat mate, that's rejected and slowly torments the land lord sort of thing.

**Dunny** · 30/09/2011, 1:00 PM

Originally Posted by SkStu

enough about dogs, pussies.

**tetsujin1979** · 30/09/2011, 1:22 PM

Originally Posted by Wolfie

That post reads like the opening paragraph to a psychological thriller. I think we could really expand on that one.

Prospective flat mate, that's rejected and slowly torments the land lord sort of thing.

not a lot more to it.
There were two rooms available for rent in the house, a double and single. This guy came to see the double a few weeks ago, but I didn't get a good impression off him. Was really arrogant, said something like "yeah, I can see myself living here" before he had made it past the hall, just didn't strike me as someone I'd get along with.
Ended up giving the double to a Chinese guy, Sean, and his girlfriend, and getting on really well with them. Anyway, this morning, Sean knocks on my door that there's someone at the front door to see me, and just kept saying that he wanted to see me. Now, I'm only in the house a few weeks myself, not many people know where it is, so I'd no idea who it was.
Come down the stairs and it's the same guy I didn't give the double room to, says he wants to move in tomorrow to the single room, and he has the deposit, first months rent and references.
Told him that there have been a few people come to see the room and a girl due to see it tonight, and I'll have to see her before making a decision, but I'll let him know either way.

Sean was making a cup of tea in the kitchen, I told him who the guy was and why he had called, and that I'd prefer to see the room empty than give it to him after that. Went back to my room, turned my phone on, and there's a text from him at 4:50am that he's going to call at 8 to see the room!

Relayed the morning's events to the landlady and she said to stay well clear, sounds like a headcase.

If I had to guess, he's not been given any of the other rooms he's seen and needs a place immediately

**Wolfie** · 30/09/2011, 3:03 PM

Originally Posted by tetsujin1979

Went back to my room, turned my phone on, and there's a text from him at 4:50am that he's going to call at 8 to see the room!

Relayed the morning's events to the landlady and she said to stay well clear, sounds like a headcase.

If I had to guess, he's not been given any of the other rooms he's seen and needs a place immediately

Yeah - you just never know who you're dealing with. See you at 8am, BUDDDY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to move in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**BonnieShels** · 30/09/2011, 5:04 PM

Tets, make sure you rub the lotion on your skin.

**BonnieShels** · 01/10/2011, 1:39 AM

Ah, the bright lights of the city. Awesome.

**Magicme** · 04/10/2011, 9:40 AM

Start my new job in 20 mins. Yikes. Scary!

**BonnieShels** · 04/10/2011, 10:25 AM

So have you been sacked in the half hour?

**Mr A** · 04/10/2011, 10:26 AM

No, but three of the Bulgarian dwarves are dead and two more are badly injured.

The sixth is on so much ketamine he just doesn't care any more.

**tetsujin1979** · 04/10/2011, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

Start my new job in 20 mins. Yikes. Scary!

Best of luck with the new job MagicMe

**BonnieShels** · 04/10/2011, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Mr A

No, but three of the Bulgarian dwarves are dead and two more are badly injured.

The sixth is on so much ketamine he just doesn't care any more.

It's a sad day for Monaghan. A sad day for Northern Sound.

I don't know how she will manage to get through the obituaries today.

Sunrise. Sunset. Sunrise. Sunset.

**tetsujin1979** · 04/10/2011, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by BonnieShels

It's a sad day for Monaghan. A sad day for Northern Sound.

I don't know how she will manage to get through the obituaries today.

Sunrise. Sunset. Sunrise. Sunset.

cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon
Yes, we have no bananas.

**Dunny** · 04/10/2011, 11:00 AM

**nigel-harps1954** · 04/10/2011, 2:20 PM

Finally after a long wait I got my internet connected today. No more internet cafes, no more needless visits to the parents just to use their internet. Finally I can get back to being the lazy arse I was born to be.