I told you not to sleep with the boss's wife, but you didn't listen.Originally Posted by tetsujin1979
I told you not to sleep with the boss's wife, but you didn't listen.
You can't spell failure without FAI
............and the boss is female!! Quite a liberal set up.
Quoting years at random since 1975
Grr. Argh. Bother.
Neighbours partying loudly past 5:00am for the second weekend in a row and I'm a light sleeper.
Ohhhh happy day....
What now?
Half day today because my job is giving me a pain in the scrotum.
See thats where you're going wrong, I dont have a job or a scrotum so I am happy!
Yeah. So you'd recommend castration?
Dam right!
Well, if it worked on you it'll work for me.
Some times only QOTSA will do.
DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE...?
This is my 666th post so:
"Your mother sucks c*cks in Hell" or something.
I quite enjoyed lying in bed until 2pm today.
I have cake.
The cake is a lie.
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
Your lie is a cake.
hey, how yall doing?
I loooovvvveeee cake!
Doing things without dutch courage can be tough. See beautiful woman you like - open mouth - fail to form coherent sentences - come across as a weirdo.
As for cake.. you can have it, but you can't eat it. Stupid saying.
Last edited by Stevo Da Gull; 15/08/2011 at 7:15 PM.
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
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