A mate of mine was being a smug ******* when he told me he won the "Orphan of the year Award..."
...So I told him, "Your parents must be so proud."
It's just a little extra cash.
Which is exactly what you could be earning if you consolidate all your loans into...
Benjamin: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
Wayne: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
Benjamin: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.
Wayne: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Garth: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.
Wayne: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.
Garth: Here, take two of these!
[Dumps two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]
Wayne: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne: [holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation
State of the health system....5 hours yesterday and 8 hours today my mum sat in A&E in Drogheda waiting to get an x-ray. So bloody busy, with loads of people in flu masks. Scary stuff.
Seamie Coleman.
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
Friday.
I am thinking af applying for the Sligo job when Paul Cooke goes to Stockport.
I'll update this next year.
In Fantasy League, why do players you've just got rid of, end up scoring in the next game?
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
There's no thread called 'Newcastle fan floors Stevengae player after today's match' so I'll just stick this here: http://yfrog.com/n27jxz
Big trouble ahead!
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Bray Wanderers: So good they were relegated twice (and still stayed up).
I'm never going near Belfast International Airport again. For any other nordies, did you know that you get charged a quid to drop someone off? I didn't and got stuck searching the car for money to get out. They must be getting advice from Ryanair, charging ye for absolutely anything. Its probably only a matter of time before they start charging for the toilets. I don't even think theres a footpath for people to walk in from the main road so theres no way to avoid it. Completed P'd be off![]()
this working saturday and sunday lark isn't up to much. completely scunnered at the minute.
i believe in one man, one vote. i should be that one man with that one vote.
ALWAYS ON TOUR!
R.I.P. Martinho and Pauro's mum who died today. My heart breaks for them and their family.
Awful to hear that, looking for to seeing Marty Feb 9th
Very sorry to hear that - condolences Pauro and Marty.
Quoting years at random since 1975
Sincere condolences to both Pauro and Martinho. R.I.P.
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
Originally Posted by Dodge
Very sorry to hear that. My condolences to Pauro and Marty.
Cumann Peile Dún Dealgan - Champions 2015 (too many accolades to be typing)
Termonbarry Athletic TID!
RIP,god bless her.
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