QuoteTak a crap on the bed?
The "after I moved out" bit unfortunately puts paid to that.Originally Posted by A N Mouse
A bit of petty vandalism mightn't go amiss.
Tak a crap on the bed?
Why stop at the bed? The microwave is a great place to go in. 1 minute...full power! **** in the kettle too! Talk to Rory H, he has great ideas for a wonderful home!
Someone I know had a row with their housemate so stuck a piece of chicken under their mattress just before he moved out. The other lad couldn't figure out what in God's name was the awful smell in his room after a few days.Not that I'd condone doing something like that obviously.
Upwards to the vanguard where the pressure is too high.
Hiding a stale loaf of bread under someones bed for 6 weeks is a good one too. Also relieving yourself in someones kettle does the trick.
**** in his freezer.
Hide alot of stale chips somehwere. It might depend on where they're from, but from experience I know the smell is absolutly terrible. Or hide a trout under the matress, it would be some pong and looking under the matress isn't something that would first come to mind.
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Have heard bout putting fish behind a radiator or in the hot press before coz the heat and the decaying fish makes for one of the worst smells in the world. Again, I cant condone such behaviour.
These are all things you do to the annoying flat/housemate if you're moving out. And easy for the landlord to know who to look for if he's got a case for criminal damage.
Think you might have to go with mr a's suggestion
My best mate has just proposed to his girlfriend, I'm going to be best man!!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
That will probably put the pressure on you now!!My best mate has just proposed to his girlfriend, I'm going to be best man!!
On another note.....spicy mojitos...ummmmmmmm.
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Tell me about it, I'm dreading telling her. Plus the fact that two other friends (more acquaintances now) have got engaged.... The wedding is in Romania, much cheaper than an Irish wedding I'm sure!That will probably put the pressure on you now!!
On another note.....spicy mojitos...ummmmmmmm.
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Getting there ain't. Book your flights now.
Well, I got a date, but don't know when it's going to happen.
Her, "this week is terrible for me, but next week is good"
Me, "err, I have to work nights next week"
Clearly you're not attentive enough to her needs.Well, I got a date, but don't know when it's going to happen.
Her, "this week is terrible for me, but next week is good"
Me, "err, I have to work nights next week"
You can't spell failure without FAI
Not sure when said wedding is, but reckoning a stag night in Sofia is a good option! Not sure what Romania is like as a stag destination.
Last edited by Pauro 76; 21/09/2009 at 4:38 PM.
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
For a day that started with so many disasters, its turning out ok. I had problems with schools, fell and cut my knees and badly bruised my hand and everything I tried to do was delayed all day. Now lying in a hotel, relaxed, drinking a beer after meeting up with some mates and couldnt be happier really!
Pity bout the early morning rise for the Ploughing though!
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