Brilliant!

[Sinéad]

from QPR boss Ian Holloway following their uninspired win against
Chesterfield this weekend:

"To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and
you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you
set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled. Some
weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our
performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least
we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we
ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so
thanks very much and let's have coffee."

[yur man]

its the guy from the fast show, hes a football manager now

[tiktok]

it's a pleasant change from the run of the mill post match interviews that alan shearer excels at
"t'balls come across, hit me on't head and lucky enough it's gone in't net"