Teak

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  1. Salmon Coloured said:

    Teak

    I really had no knowledge that this stuff was a component of monsoon forest vegetation, did you?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teak

    Some handy teak facts also & a nice read here,

    http://www.teakmarine.com/facts.html
     
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    RonnieB said:
    Seriously dude wtf!? do some work!
    Roddy Collins, the biggest <insert as appropiate> in Irish Football.
     
  3. Salmon Coloured said:
    Definitely worth a bump.
     
  4. Salmon Coloured said:
    So anyone got any opinions on Teak? For me its just the finish. Any thoughts? Howabout a Teak/ Swanboard mix?
     
  5. Salmon Coloured said:
    Always worth a bump. If ya dont love Teak then you dont have a pulse.
    I just sit down at the typewriter & start hittin the keys, just hittin the keys. Getting them in the right order though thats the trick, thats the trick.

    Garth Merenghi
     
  6. Macy said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Salmon Coloured View Post
    If ya dont love Teak then you dont have a pulse.
    You are nothing but a rain forest murdering bast**d. Won't someone please think of the orangutans?
    If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
     
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    RonnieB said:
    Burn the rain forests, make burgers from the orangutans. (might explain the burgers at the flansiro..) the teak revolution is now.
    Roddy Collins, the biggest <insert as appropiate> in Irish Football.
     
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    Pauro 76 said:
    Teak is murder!
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
     
  9. Salmon Coloured said:
    Teak turns an average Sitting Room into a classically finished Sunday Parlour. In a room its an upper class acompaniment to excellent conversation between 2 women. They may be discussing the latest fashions, what the neighbours just bought or the latest argument that they have been having with their husband over a shade of lamp for the bedroom & what a "to do " it all is. Every time, all the time, now is the time to get Teak.

    "If your into Mahogony you probably like Sodomy,
    If your into Teak your the Man Women seek".

    Teak & good manners exquisitely go,whereas Oak finish & etiquette just dont flow.
    I just sit down at the typewriter & start hittin the keys, just hittin the keys. Getting them in the right order though thats the trick, thats the trick.

    Garth Merenghi
     
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    Massop 10 said:
    Pine is fine
    De groot nummer 10
     
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    Pauro 76 said:
    'Teak and you shall find'....
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
     
  12. Longfordian said:
    Teak now or forever hold your peace.
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand..
     
  13. Salmon Coloured said:
    Stop Teaking the pi$$.
    I just sit down at the typewriter & start hittin the keys, just hittin the keys. Getting them in the right order though thats the trick, thats the trick.

    Garth Merenghi
     
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    Pauro 76 said:
    Don't teak until you're spoken to.
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
     
  15. Longfordian said:
    Teak another little piece of my heart now baby..
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand..
     
  16. Macy said:
    What's the deal with all this wood talk. Stop the larching around. I would've expected better, especially from my elders.
    If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
     
  17. Longfordian said:
    Sorry Macy, I can be such a sap at times.
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand..
     
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    Pauro 76 said:
    We're all part of the furniture on this forum.
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
     
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    Pauro 76 said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Longfordian View Post
    Teak another little piece of my heart now baby..
    Maybe Teak That could do a cover version...
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
     
  20. Longfordian said:
    Or A-Ha's masterful hit Teak On Me.. I have to stop now this is getting out of control.
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand..