i may be abroad but I still wield power with an iron fist

**Aberdonian Stu** · 25/09/2001, 11:27 AM

So you think that by imprisoning me in a city made of Granite that you can tame me, that you can actually prevent me form unleashing my fury across Belfield, I laugh at your prison-handling abilities, for I can control you all via the power of Electrickery, for I am Aberdonian Stu and I am Eeeeeeeeevil!

**Aberdonian Stu** · 25/09/2001, 11:29 AM

HiSchumi, it says I am a Junior member but as you and I know I am older than that so how the **** do I sign up properly?

**Aberdonian Stu** · 25/09/2001, 11:33 AM

I fiddled with my profile so that should sort it out

**Aberdonian Stu** · 25/09/2001, 11:35 AM

Well it obviously didn't work, I need help somebody, anywhere give me guidance

**Macy** · 25/09/2001, 11:41 AM

You can't beat the system you student lowlife - it all goes on number of posts. Normal members are all just scum though anyway - it's the moderators that yield the real power......

**Schumi** · 25/09/2001, 4:39 PM

Don't worry, I'm sure your Scot's Gaelic workload won't prevent you from posting enough rubbish to get yourself to a full member soon.

**Aberdonian Stu** · 26/09/2001, 11:52 AM

Indeed

**John-boy** · 28/09/2001, 7:22 PM

What power? What iron fist? I mock thee from afar "Disco" Stu. Your flares are crimplene and your collars large.

**Aberdonian Stu** · 29/09/2001, 12:35 PM

So you mock my power, my iron fist and most importantly you mock my disco pants!

Foolish John Boy, you and your Walton family do not know the world of pain that they have just entered, for I am Aberdonian Stu and I am Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!!!
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