QuoteHis name wasnt Finbarr it was Tony
Two Cobh supporters, Cha and Finbarr, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
They head out to UCC
Finbarr goes in first, and the professor advises him to take maths, history,and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Finbarr.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawnmower?"
"I sure do," answered the Cobh man.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a back garden," replied the professor.
"Jaysus. That's real good," Finbarr responded in awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a back garden, you also have a house."
Impressed, Finbarr shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!!!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Sharon! This is incredible!" (Finbarr is obviously catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," said the professor.
"Stop da lights! that's the most fascinatin' ting I ever heard of. I
can't wait to get into this logic class."
Finbarr, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cha is still waiting.
"So what course are ya goin' for?" he asks.
"Maths, history, and logic," replies Finbarr.
"What in the name o' jaysus is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a lawnmower?"
"No"
(PAUSE)
"Ya fuc*kin queer ya"
His name wasnt Finbarr it was Tony
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Heard that joke in fifth class......
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Wow, that joke is around since june !!!!Originally posted by Cityace
Heard that joke in fifth class......
Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........
Touché, Dj, TouchéOriginally posted by the dj
Wow, that joke is around since june !!!!
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Yeah June 1995.Originally posted by the dj
Wow, that joke is around since june !!!!
Whaaaa?????Originally posted by pete
Yeah June 1995.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
pete as west life say, you've got a little world of your own, sleep now sleep and all the pressure on your brain will go away
Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........
Wait just a darn minute there, i was in 5th class in '95?(as far as my late night calculations go.)Originally posted by pete
Yeah June 1995.
Who the bloody hell are you and why do you know this about me??
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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