Homeless Homeless Homeless Homeless Hoops

**TommyT** · 11/08/2003, 8:32 PM

Originally posted by NorthoftheLee
Something along the lines of

19 years wandering 'round
Homeless City rent-a-ground
And You'll Never, Ever
Ever have a home!

This is fun, any more ?

Conor are you familiar with the phrase ''conspiracy to commit violent disorder'' ?

**Colm** · 11/08/2003, 9:49 PM

Originally posted by TommyT
Conor are you familiar with the phrase ''conspiracy to commit violent disorder'' ?

Tommy, you should point that phrase out to most of the Rovers fans who post on the Ultras forum, the amount of threats that have been made and sh!t that has been spoken is astounding. Do you want me to name names?

**Dr.Nightdub** · 12/08/2003, 2:06 AM

Originally posted by WeAreRovers
Before WWS and Dodge came along hordes of football fans went to matches and only took their hands out of their pockets to light another woodbine and only opened their mouths to complain about the inside left being "too fancy"
KOH

Ah them was the bad old days, when we only lit flares to keep ourselves warm and we only got the big Red Army banners to keep the draught out and we only got a crowd cover to keep the rain off and we only sang so's we wouldn't have to listen to Paddy Eccles' pipsqueak voice any more.

But then we lightened up, embraced summer football, soca music and groovy drumming and started going "Oh way oh way, oh way oh way, Davey Byrne Byrne Byrne!"

**James** · 12/08/2003, 12:11 PM

classic doc, nice one

**WeAreRovers** · 12/08/2003, 1:37 PM

Originally posted by Colm
Tommy, you should point that phrase out to most of the Rovers fans who post on the Ultras forum, the amount of threats that have been made and sh!t that has been spoken is astounding. Do you want me to name names?

Naming names seems to be a popular pastime in Cork judging by the amount of times my name and workplace have been posted by Corkies (hello Casegrande)

All the threats and stupidity on the Ultras board are from Cork fans, hence the banning of some of them.

KOH

**razor** · 12/08/2003, 3:21 PM

Originally posted by WeAreRovers
the amount of times my name and workplace have been posted by Corkies (hello Casegrande)

A Rovers Fan with a job, weird

**James** · 12/08/2003, 3:30 PM

he might have a gr8te job but he's still HOMELESS

Hoooooooomeless
HOOOOOOOOMELESS

**James** · 13/08/2003, 12:35 PM

You are a jackeen
A scummy jackeen
you're only happy on dole day
you're ma's out stealing
you're da's drug dealing
please dont take my hubcaps away

*or so the song goes apparently*
2 days to go
rebel army

**NorthoftheLee** · 13/08/2003, 2:06 PM

Cheer up Judas Reynolds,
Oh just wait and see,
Left the best team in Ireland,
For a fist full of greeeen.

Cheer up Judas Reynolds,
Oh just wait and see,
Should of played in Europe,
With a much better teeeeam.

Cheer up Judas Reynolds,
Of what can it mean,
to have a FAT wallet and checkbook,
but be a scummy jackeeenn

This old man, He told me
Alan Reynolds got VD
With a knick knack paddywhack
Give the scum a bone
Shamrock Rovers **** off home.

This old man, He told us
Alan Reynold's got syphilis
With a knick Knack paddywhack
Give the scum some herion
Junkies **** off back to Dubalin

oh the nerves are frayed.....

**golly** · 13/08/2003, 4:55 PM

that song bout d money grabbin rat is sung at old trafford about a famous corkonian roy keane. ye scum just cant help urselves can ye robbin and thievin evrything in site scummy maggotts

**Macy** · 14/08/2003, 9:13 AM

Originally posted by golly
that song bout d money grabbin rat is sung at old trafford about a famous corkonian roy keane. ye scum just cant help urselves can ye robbin and thievin evrything in site scummy maggotts

Most songs over here are robbed from England......

Examples...
You're George O'Callaghan one was populised by United for Ruud...
That knick knack paddywack is another United one for Franny Lee (later plagerised by the scousers for Bryan Robson)
The Sign On, Sign On - is a slightly different version of the Manc riposte to the scousers Walk on....
And actually I think it was the UCD boys who can lay claim to "You'll never play at home"....

**Peadar** · 14/08/2003, 9:20 AM

Originally posted by Macy
Most songs over here are robbed from England......

If you English are so good at writing songs, how come you never win the Eurovision?

**wws** · 14/08/2003, 9:42 AM

Originally posted by Macy
Most songs over here are robbed from England......

Examples...
You're George O'Callaghan one was populised by United for Ruud...
That knick knack paddywack is another United one for Franny Lee (later plagerised by the scousers for Bryan Robson)
The Sign On, Sign On - is a slightly different version of the Manc riposte to the scousers Walk on....
And actually I think it was the UCD boys who can lay claim to "You'll never play at home"....

and United (sic) probably only thieved them from s****horpe or something! thats what football songs is all about.....knicking everybody elses ideas and putting ure own gangsta twist on it...often with hilarious results!

**James** · 14/08/2003, 9:47 AM

jeeze wws i was waiting for you to claim that man ure robbed the song from the Shed End invisibles or something

what do ppl reckon is the funniest chant doing the rounds in the eircom league at the moment .. or ever for that matter..

i love the 'you are a jackeeen' one myself, esp conor's finbar wright version of it

**NorthoftheLee** · 14/08/2003, 9:51 AM

and United (sic) probably only thieved them from s****horpe or something! thats what football songs is all about.....knicking everybody elses ideas and putting ure own gangsta twist on it...often with hilarious results!

exactly...like the glory glory man u one...that was a spurs song til utd nicked it.....all football fans nick each others songs and just change the lyrics to suit themselves....its been going on since footie songs started.

Often the rehashes are well funnier than the originals..

**James** · 14/08/2003, 9:55 AM

Originally posted by NorthoftheLee
Often the rehashes are well funnier than the originals..

exactly...

walk on, walk on
with hope in your heart and you'll never walk alone..
you'll never walk alone
etc etc *yawn*

versus
walk on, walk on
with needles in your arms
and you'll never play at home, you'll NEVER play at home
fcuk off fcuk off

hahaha homeless hoops

**Macy** · 14/08/2003, 9:58 AM

Wasn't saying it was wrong, I was referring to this comment....

that song bout d money grabbin rat is sung at old trafford about a famous corkonian roy keane. ye scum just cant help urselves can ye robbin and thievin evrything in site scummy maggotts

**wws** · 14/08/2003, 10:03 AM

u didnt SAY it in so many words, but there was clear malicious intent in that post

i loved the villa fans chants in tolka
prob common songs in england but i havent been to and english match since 1986 or something so im outta touch..

My Garden Shed
Is Bigger than this,
Is Bigger than this,
My Garde Shed Is Bigger than this,
It has a Door and A Window
M Garden Shed is bigger than this

the homeless hoops song is great I think cause it takes a good song by a rival club and rips the **** out of it - makes it all the better that it has that hand clapping think just to rub it in even more

**James** · 14/08/2003, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by wws
My Garden Shed
Is Bigger than this,
Is Bigger than this,
My Garde Shed Is Bigger than this,
It has a Door and A Window
M Garden Shed is bigger than this

i remember singing that in flancare park the first time cork city played there

when it was just built
the look on the faces of the locals was priceless.. they all proud as punch with their new stadium and we sing that ...haha