QuoteBattle of the snakes and he lost!
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A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.
The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.
Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.
Shock
But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.
An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.
"But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.
"I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed."
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Battle of the snakes and he lost!
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
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If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later
FORM IS TEMPORARY, CLASS IS PERMANENT
Man 1: ive just been bitten by a snake
Man 2: what do I do?
man1: you ll have to suck the poison out
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Man 2: I don’t think your going to make it
must have taught it was a mouse
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Trying to think of a situation where 'man' isnt redundant in the title
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