Don't know how many picked up on this, but for the Drogheda game, we had Lloyd Colfer on the bench. Apparently, he's a forward we signed from Pat's on our first scholarship of the year.
Don't know if he's any good though.
Lloyd Colfer??You sure he hasnt just signed for the cricket team?
Everyone knows good football players are the ones with simple names like Johnny, Mick, Dave etc (or if he plays for Rovers; Anto). I mean how can you take a fella called Lloyd seriously? I cant wait for the Lloyd Colfer chants
Last edited by SÓC; 05/08/2003 at 12:29 AM.
Oh no not them again
Originally posted by SÓCcfc
Lloyd Colfer??You sure he hasnt just signed for the cricket team?
Everyone knows good football players are the ones with simple names like Johnny, Mick, Dave etc (or if he plays for Rovers; Anto). I mean how can you take a fella called Lloyd seriously? I cant wait for the Lloyd Colfer chants
He's come to the wrong College if he wants to play cricket anyway!
Wonder why he left Pat's though...
Give us a bit of time for the chants though...
Colfer! Colfer! He digs under the ground like a goafer...
That's all I got so far.
And stay out of Bumtown, ya no talent bum.
It's still better than most of Aberdonian Stu's attempts!Originally posted by UCD_4_Life
Colfer! Colfer! He digs under the ground like a goafer...
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
Colfer! Colfer! He digs under the ground like a goafer,
When defenders see him coming they say "Oh no! It's Colfer".
And stay out of Bumtown, ya no talent bum.
Right, giz a go...i'm not bad at this....
OK, to the tune of Flipper...
"They call him Colfer, Colfer, Colfer the Striker,
Name sounds like he, is from Trinity,
Doesn't play cricket but his second name sounds like Golfer,
Lloyd Colfer please, score for UCD"
...
Lloyd, Lloyd! He never gets annoyed!
Lloyd, Lloyd! He kicked the ball so hard it died!
Lloyd, Lloyd! He makes defenders want to commit suicide!
And so forth.
And stay out of Bumtown, ya no talent bum.
Lets' just hope he doesn't get a start if these are the kind of chants that it might cause.
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
Originally posted by @ndy
"They call him Colfer, Colfer, Colfer the Striker,
Name sounds like he, is from Trinity,
Doesn't play cricket but his second name sounds like Golfer,
Lloyd Colfer please, score for UCD"
lol
He has to play now.
Oh no not them again
Crack out the songs - he scored for the U-21s at the weekend...
Ask and you shall receive:
Colfer, Colfer is to football what Tiger Woods is to golfer,
I saw him the other they and said "hey Colfer, nice goal for the U-21s"
He looked at me and said "Can't talk now, I have to buy some buns".
And stay out of Bumtown, ya no talent bum.
Alas, it appears he's gone back to Rovers. Or at least, someone called L Colfer has scored a couple for their U-21s recently!
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