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Donkey Sent To Prison For Attack
Updated:09:11, Tuesday May 20, 2008
A donkey has been sent to prison in southern Mexico for a brutal case of ass-ault and battery.
Donkey went ape.The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in the state of Chiapas.
The two victims accuse it of biting one of them in the chest and then kicking the other as he came to the rescue, fracturing his ankle.
Police said it took half a dozen men to control the enraged beast.
Police officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey would remain behind bars until its owner agreed to pay the men's medical bills.
"Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," he said. "No matter who they are."
The owner said he would try to come to an arrangement to pay the men's bills, estimated at around £200.
Chiapas police have thrown animals in the clink before, including a bull that ate corn crops and destroyed two wooden market stalls in March.
In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days for biting someone.
If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later
FORM IS TEMPORARY, CLASS IS PERMANENT
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What was Sami Hypia doing in mexico ?
DB Cooper is alive !
http://news.sky.com/skynews/home
Go into world news at top left. Then its somewhere in the middle of the page.
Sorry but i wouldn't have a clue how to find you the link for the story itself.
Last edited by smellyfeet; 21/05/2008 at 12:41 PM.
If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later
FORM IS TEMPORARY, CLASS IS PERMANENT
Looks like a real bad ass
Probably the best thing ever
RIP JOHNNY
Mexican Donkey Released From Prison
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A Mexican donkey has been freed from jail.
lacky was held in the prison for three days for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside Tuxtla Gutierrez, the capital of Chiapas state.
He was freed after his owner, Mauro Gutierrez, paid a fine and hospital bill for the two men injured, reports ITN.
Mauro said: "This issue has been already paid for and fixed, so I'm no longer involved in this."
Mauro must also pay £244 to each man to compensate for loss of wages.
If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later
FORM IS TEMPORARY, CLASS IS PERMANENT
What are the other prisoners going to do for a piece of ass now?
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
i thought this thread was about kevin kilbane
Deserved a POTM NominationWhat are the other prisoners going to do for a piece of ass now?
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Any chance of a late inclusion, Sligoman?
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