Quote"Who'd have thought a whale could be so heavy?"Originally Posted by Wolfie
Is that the episode with Moulder and Scully in it from the X Files?
There's a classic bit in that where "the Feds" pay a visit to Mo's Tavern and start asking questions.
As soon as they're gone, Mo rushes to a backroom off the bar and roars something like "Ok, its over. They're on to us!!!",
Bizarrely, there's a huge Whale being stored in the room!
Later on, Mo is seen in the background, skulking around the wilds trying to dispose of the Whale.
Quoting years at random since 1975
"Who'd have thought a whale could be so heavy?"
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
Another Moe classic "What has science ever done for us....TV off"
Always reminds me of the same kind of joke used to similarly hilarious effect in Father Ted when Jack goes to an AA meeting by mistake, one of the members sees him in the pub afterwards and throws away the beers he's just bought. Cut to footage of ambulance speeding away.There's a bit in the episode where Lisa likes Nelson, where Lisa gives Milhouse a note saying "guess who likes you?". Milhouse passed it on to Nelson, who thinks it actually came from Milhouse. The very next scene is Milhouse being put into an ambulance, Lisa tries to apologise, and the driver tells her "He can't hear you now". It's my sense of humour all over, I laughed so hard my kidneys hurt
Burns: "I bring you Love"
Lenny Leonardson: "Quick it's bringin' us Love ...break it's legs before it gets away!"
" I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"
Anyone remember the one where Homer took care of a highly intelligent Monkey named Mojo?
The monkey could communicate using a "Speak and Spell".
Homer let the monkey eat and drink what it liked.
When the monkey, much the worse for wear, is being handed back, its typed out:
"PRAY FOR MOJO"
Quoting years at random since 1975
Groundskeeper Willie: "Ooh its Mr. Burns...KILL IT KILL IT!!!"
"Well I think they'll be a little disappointed with that" - Matt Holland on TV3 after 5-2 drubbing by Cyprus
My favourite clip ever -
School talent night (or something similar)......
Onto the stage walks groundskeeper Willie in kilt with a set of golf clubs in a golf bag...
"Does anybody here hail from the fair city of Edinburgh?"........
silence from the crowd
"Have you ever noticed how a North Edinburgh golfer adresses the ball like this (addresses an imaginary golf ball, wiggling hips)......but a South Edinburgh golfer addresses the ball like this (addresses an imaginary ball, wiggling hips is a marginally different manner)"......
silence from the crowd.
Willie gets angry - "Oh I see, you only think Willie is funny when he's mopping up your wee kiddies puke!"
Crowd burst into laughter and applause
Willie (genuinely)- "Thanks, you've been great".......walks off.
Oh, I laughed.
there were a couple of classics on sky yesterday, including the monorail one, which contrast so sharply with the stale efforts of recent series.
Mr Burns pretending to be "Mr Snrub" had be chuckling.
Reminds me of when Bart is auditioning to be Burns' heir and Homer gives his some cards to read from. "Hi Mr..Curns. Me. Want. Money. Bad" The later Bart calls him Burns and Homer shouts out from the side "It's Curns, stupid!"
I've been struck lately just how good the first ten series or so were. It's so easy to dismiss the programme because of recent series, but it really was quite superb in its day.
To the tune of "More, More, More."
"Moe, Moe, Moe,
How do you like, how do you like me,
Moe, Moe, Moe,
Why don't you like me, nobody likes me"
Loved that!
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Cumann Peile Dún Dealgan - Champions 2015 (too many accolades to be typing)
Termonbarry Athletic TID!
Just watched one there this evening which had this in it.......
Grampa:Look what your bad egg of a son did to my teeth!
Homer: [rolling eyes] Dad, you and your stories. "Bart broke my teeth," "The nurses are stealing my money," "This thing on my neck is getting bigger."
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There's the right way, the wrong way.... and the Max Power way!! :-D
From the Episode "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Helicopter Pilot: "We are now approaching our final destination, Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future where nothing can possiblai go wrong. Uh...possibly go wrong. (nervous laugh) That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."
Quoting years at random since 1975
I can tthink of his name but the sarcastic guy talking to comic book man about his star trek belt
Woh a fat sarcastic star trek fan bet your a hit with the ladies
One of my favourite ones is the one where Sideshow Bob runs for mayor. There's one bit where he phones in the Republican radio show. It's something like this:
"I'm currently incarcerated for attempted murder. I mean, come on! Attempted murder, what is that?! Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?!"
Extratime.ie
Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
Attempted literature.
Springfield News Anchorman, Kent Brockman:
"Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's "The Magic Flute." So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is 'yes'."
Quoting years at random since 1975
I'm pretty sure Superfrank is right.Attempted literature.
You can't spell failure without FAI
Well, I went and checked and here it is.Attempted literature.
From The Simpsons Quotes:
Extratime.ie
Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
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