QuoteMasturbation Ruben, the answer is masturbationOriginally Posted by Ruben Sosa
quote his pic in your reply tets so I can nominate you for PotM and people will understand what its about
Masturbation Ruben, the answer is masturbation
I personally find her substance dependence and mental frailty quite attractive, just think what she'd do for a needle full of drugs?! Thats the kind of weakness I like to see in a girl, one that can be manipulated to my own gain/advantage
I could be the Colonel Parker to her bloated drug addled Elvis, except I'd be f*****g her physically as well as mentally
You could control her with a fistful of crack, she'd be like a lifesize tamagotchi, give her a hit she'd be all shiny and happy, with hold it and she'd be cranky, stop feeding her and she'd eventually die....I'd be like a god
You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser - Vince Lombardi
Quite possibly
You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser - Vince Lombardi
More a keen sense of opportunism than taste to be fair
You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser - Vince Lombardi
She reminds me of a flower too, an Afghan opium poppy
You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser - Vince Lombardi
As a big Bond fan, I hope that's true, but I can't see the studio's touching her at the moment.
Man, we're going to put a shock collar on you. Every time you go near a picture of Winehouse, you're getting zapped!
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
A real girl yes
Yeah, but there was no need for pain and she didn't need a saddle and bridle to be ridden!
(Based on the fact that I didn't call her one of my ex's names, or saddle and bridle would have been required)
Last edited by strangeirish; 04/06/2008 at 4:02 PM.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Probably has something to do with the heroin and racismRumour has it that Leona Lewis will now do the Bond tune and not my Amy, as first thought.
She was caught singing a racist song on camera (film shot by her husband), not surprised they ditched her
I heard mooted song titles were, The Man With the Golden Bong, and Off Licence to Kill.
Gadgets included injector seats, watches with bottle openers attached, and phone drugs.
02871345100....Hello, could I get a taxi, please?
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Never mind Amy Winehouse, Id love to hear anyone try and get the words 'Quantum of Solace' into a song....
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
We have a winner!'Better than Rambo, Commando or William Wallace, James Bond gives me a Quantum of Solace'
To the tune of big band and sung by Shirley Bassey or Amy. It could work....
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Grand so...
(big band strikes up...)
The end of the world, it's our apocalypse.
James Bond can save us with a Quantum of Solace....
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
That said, Chris Cornell didn't say 'Casino Royale' in his song, did he now? The Lisbon vote last week, people were chanting 'No No No No No, Theres No Lisbon'. Did anyone chant 'They tried to make us vote for Lisbon, we said No No No'.... Cos they should have....Oh dear God.....
That might actually be the song!!!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Is Mark Ronson still going to produce the track? He'll probably ruin it anyway with him and his fecking trumpets blaring all over the place.
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
I might be able to sort you with a clean piece. He should be kicked to within an inch of life ...and then a foot beyond it.
" I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"
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