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    Jeff Stelling.

    Whats with his face today. They have made a dogs dinner of his make-up or else they have not put on any. Maybe Sligo Hornet can get a job there helping them out with that.
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    Unbeliveable Jeff!

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    Jeff's a legend.
    If nothing else, for this rant

    A mate of mine is doing a PhD in Biology, and discovered a new type of gene, and named it Jeff!
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    Hamilton have a James McArthur as well as James McCarthy in their team. Stelling thinks they're both the same player. Every time McArthur scores he goes on about the interest from Barca.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eirebhoy View Post
    Hamilton have a James McArthur as well as James McCarthy in their team. Stelling thinks they're both the same player. Every time McArthur scores he goes on about the interest from Barca.
    BOOK HIM DANO.

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    stelling is a legend. just googled him and some loon has set up a fan club the weirdo, some people always take it to the extreme

    http://www.jeffstellingfanclub.com/home.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramsfan View Post
    stelling is a legend. just googled him and some loon has set up a fan club the weirdo, some people always take it to the extreme

    http://www.jeffstellingfanclub.com/home.htm
    "He also knows the name of that really obscure defender we have on loan from Motherwell who once scored a goal in extra time for East Fife. Or whatever. With his encyclopaedic knowledge of stats and his passion for the game, Jeff can make even the most complicated end of season relegation scenarios seem simple"

    Hmmm, much and all as I like Stelling, our friend who runs the website doesn't seem to realise that he gets all his information about the on loan defender from Motherwell from feeds in front of him but it makes it look as if he personally knows all the information and stats that he trots out.
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    I wish someone would type phonetic pronounciations of a few players names into his vidi-prompter for him. Consistently calls Andy Keogh something that sounds like Andy Keyhole.
    " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie View Post
    I wish someone would type phonetic pronounciations of a few players names into his vidi-prompter for him. Consistently calls Andy Keogh something that sounds like Andy Keyhole.
    Its just the English pronunciation of Irish names, they do the same with Doherty,Keown,Kinsella etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by tetsujin1979 View Post
    Jeff's a legend.
    If nothing else, for this rant

    A mate of mine is doing a PhD in Biology, and discovered a new type of gene, and named it Jeff!
    class stuff
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    I enjoy hisone liners about goalscorers like


    Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased"

    when he calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':

    when he says I feel good when James Brown scores for hartlepool

    can't think of anmore at the moment
    Bring back the plank

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    Roddy Collins' favourite sports presenter, as revealed on this week's MNS.

    Quote Originally Posted by chuckie View Post
    Its just the English pronunciation of Irish names, they do the same with Doherty,Keown,Kinsella etc
    They had a good laugh about Stelling's one-time pronunciation of Millwall's former "French" striker Ree-shar Sad-lee-ay

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    Another one lately was when David Goodwilly scored..Stelling was trying his best not to burst out laughing..classic...

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    When James Brown scored for Hartlepool at the weekend, Stelling did the whole "I Feel Good" dance. Cringeworthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by george View Post
    Another one lately was when David Goodwilly scored..Stelling was trying his best not to burst out laughing..classic...
    It's Ryan Goodwilly.
    Another good one is when he refers to the team Keith as one person.

    It's unbelievable Jeff!
    LESS OF THE BULL NOW!

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    remembered another one....when he says

    "they'll be dancing in the streets of TNS"

    quality
    Bring back the plank

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    After Raith Rovers won a game in Europe I think it was, one English commentator uttered the classic they will be dancing on the streets of Raith.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilMcD View Post
    After Raith Rovers won a game in Europe I think it was, one English commentator uttered the classic they will be dancing on the streets of Raith.
    As a (lapsed) Raith Rovers fan, I think it was after a famous cup win over Celtic that the words were spoken.
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan View Post
    As a (lapsed) Raith Rovers fan, I think it was after a famous cup win over Celtic that the words were spoken.
    Raith Rovers followed by Sheffield Wednesday.........is there no end to your suffering.......do you wear a hair-shirt as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet View Post
    Raith Rovers followed by Sheffield Wednesday.........is there no end to your suffering.......do you wear a hair-shirt as well?
    The only "big team" I followed was Shamrock Rovers and that put the curse on them too and they lost their ground
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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