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    Galway Fine Fat Players

    Galway United have imposed a €20 fine per pound per week for every pound a player is above their target weight.

    Tony Cousins will owe them a lot of money

    Their moto is:

    "That kabahb or McDonagh's take away will no longer cost €5, it will now cost €40"
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    haha!! thats too feckin funny!!

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    Is this just another money making ploy by yer man Leeson?

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    Good thing I don't play for them, but then again, there was never any danger of that...

    Where did ye get that from FunnPawrk?

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    Don't see a problem with it. Full time professional footballers should be looking after their body
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    I thought this said "Galway find fat players" was then thinking they wouldnt have too look too hard

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    Good to see an old Irish Brehon law coming back, in old Ireland before these british laws young men where taxed on being overweight.

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    Haven't got McDonaghs for €5 in a long time! Nick Leeson has another money making idea - sign Keith Foy, his fat fines will guarantee a steady income all season
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    Johnny Lester must be outraged!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by beautifulrock View Post
    I thought this said "Galway find fat players" was then thinking they wouldnt have too look too hard
    You obviously havent seen our squad this season. They were all given personal training programmes for the close season and have been on strict diets under fitness trainer and physio Fergal Geraghty.

    Its strange that people actually want our league to be more professional but make a joke of a club that tries to be.
    We are the Galway Boys Stand up and make some noise"

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    Monaghan players are lucky they don't have this regime.
    We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gufcfan View Post
    Good thing I don't play for them, but then again, there was never any danger of that...

    Where did ye get that from FunnPawrk?
    From a good source . Pre season started a few weeks ago (2 I think) and they were all weighed at the time with target weights set and they were all re-weighed yesterday. Looking at Wesley Charles I would say he a bit of way to go!
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    Kenny introduced this to Derry in his first preseason with us. I believe the fine was £100 per lb.
    As Irishmen we dilute our sense of nation by depending on the English to bring us our balls

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    Wonder how much Crowe would owe?

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    Very Savvy move by Leeson again

    Getting Johnny Lester to pay for the first team squad will cut down the outgoings big time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lim till i die View Post
    Very Savvy move by Leeson again

    Getting Johnny Lester to pay for the first team squad will cut down the outgoings big time
    Hate to burst your bubble but John Lester has lost over 3 stone in the last 2 seasons and would shock any Limerick Fan if he met them now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gufct View Post
    Hate to burst your bubble but John Lester has lost over 3 stone in the last 2 seasons and would shock any Limerick Fan if he met them now.
    John Lester in just under 20st weigh in shocker!

    Are you sure it's 3st though? Or was he just standing beside Wes Charles

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    After one of Galways finest kebabs im about one stone lighter. I can give them the address if they want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gufct View Post
    Hate to burst your bubble but John Lester has lost over 3 stone in the last 2 seasons and would shock any Limerick Fan if he met them now.
    Dead right GUFCT , I saw Lester a couple of weeks ago and he has lost a huge amount of weight

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    Wesley Charles will be out of pocket seeing as he's 16stone
    thats 24lbs overweight @ €20 per pound per week

    poor fella has to pay €480 a week - he won't have much left out of his wages

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