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    Kosovo declares independence [OT]

    What about in years to come the Irish-Poles club together, annex Waterford and declare it an independent state? Oh wait that would be a good thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by jebus View Post
    What about in years to come the Irish-Poles club together, annex Waterford and declare it an independent state? Oh wait that would be a good thing
    They can take Clare.

    County has no business being in Munster anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lim till i die View Post
    They can take Clare.

    County has no business being in Munster anyway.
    "To hell or to Clare" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lim till i die View Post
    They can take Clare.

    County has no business being in Munster anyway.
    Then where will the exiled Nigerians go? I could see Ireland turning into a hotbed of independce wars, then civil wars, then phony wars, then being led by corrupt governments in years to come if Kosovo gets their way

    Quote Originally Posted by John83 View Post
    "To hell or to Clare" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
    I'm sure Connaught will get nuked when the Brazillians decare war on visiting Americans though

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    Quote Originally Posted by John83 View Post
    "To hell or to Clare" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
    Populated by backward peasants.

    Little running water.

    Full of rocks.

    No urban areas populated by Irish people.

    Cut off from civilisation by the River Shannon and the Atlantic.

    Therefore, should be part of Connaught.

    I genuinely don't see how anyone could disagree with this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lim till i die View Post
    Populated by backward peasants.

    Little running water.

    Full of rocks.

    No urban areas populated by Irish people.

    Cut off from civilisation by the River Shannon and the Atlantic.

    Therefore, should be part of Connaught.

    I genuinely don't see how anyone could disagree with this
    As a Clareman, I can't disagree with any of it except the part about joining Connaught.

    Oh, and we're not all backward peasants, some of us are serfs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osarusan View Post
    Oh, and we're not all backward peasants, some of us are serfs.
    Indeed.

    Shur we even have a serf girl from Clare working our market stall for us

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    As a North-of-the-Shannon-Limerick man I'd say check a map.
    " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie View Post
    North-of-the-Shannon-Limerick
    Bloody Bandit country

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    Quote Originally Posted by jebus View Post
    What about in years to come the Irish-Poles club together, annex Waterford and declare it an independent state?
    Finally! My comrades and I are sick of the Irish-Irish traipsing all over our beautiful and mostly unspoilt land of Waterfordska, where we make the glass and the Hoffmanns (named for Gregorsz Hoffmannski, a 19th century immigrant). Our favoured son in recent years, Sean Kellski, brought our innovative brand of Hiberno-pole cycling to the world before the people of Tippgrad attempted to steal him from us. While our national team is currently in some decline, we have hopes to rise once more on a wave of blue and white.

    PS, while we are at it, can we take Wexford too - there is a nice beach there and I'm sure you won't miss it...

    Na Zawsze Waterfordska!
    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

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