Dumbass

[Green_Hoop]

Anyone hear of an IP ban?? I've had 2 infractions for less than the above...

[dahamsta]

IP bans are tricky. I had to block an entire government department to keep one muppet out an one point. I explained the problem to the people that complained and as far as I'm aware the muppet never returned when the block was lifted; one can only assume they sleep with the fishes now.

Usually in these circumstances I prefer to use my l33t interwebnet skillz to track down the offending party's manager, and send them the ****e the muppet is posting on Foot.ie and PMing to me. You can't post on Foot.ie if you don't have a workstation...

adam

[Green_Hoop]

IP bans are easily done on Jelsoft forums(obviously depending on the user using the same IP consistently),there's a range of features with these forums for dealing with members(deletion of account,temp Ban,Perma Ban,reduction of post privilege or forums they can View etc).I've quite a bit of expirence in these matters..

[dahamsta]

Eh, right you are chum.

[GavinZac]

Its photoshopped - I can tell by the pixels, and having seen some shops in my time.

[Mr A]

This thread is well, well worth rereading

[Sam_Heggy]

This thread is well, well worth rereading

It's 20 pages long ya Dumbass, there aint a hope in hell of me re-reading all the pages again.

Still though, quiet possibly the greatest thread in the history of forums

[Pauro 76]

I just read it for the first time. Very funny stuff. The thread has peaked, but some good stuff there!

[Bluebeard]

Cannot believe it was over a year and a half ago now. Seems like yesterday.

[Mr A]

Was this the greatest ever thread though? I can't really think of any as good....

Any suggestions?

We could even have a poll

[dahamsta]

It's 20 pages long ya Dumbass, there aint a hope in hell of me re-reading all the pages again.

That's exactly what everyone in the Members Forum spent the entire morning doing.

[Mr A]

Oi, dahamsta, you forget the first rule of the member forum:

You do not talk about the members forum.

Now sssssh.

[Magicme]

Oi, dahamsta, you forget the first rule of the member forum:

You do not talk about the members forum.

Now sssssh. DUMBASS

I cant believe you called him that!

[Mr A]

On reflection, I can't believe I didn't!

[dahamsta]

Oi, dahamsta, you forget the first rule of the member forum:

You do not talk about the members forum.

Now sssssh.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Mr A]

Sorry. Random drunkeness again. Arthur's day and all that.

[DmanDmythDledge]

Oi, dahamsta, you forget the first rule of the member forum:

You do not talk about the members forum.

Now sssssh.

What happens in the members' forum stays in the members forum.

You ****ing bumders.

[SkStu]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Whoosh!


Dumbass...

[dahamsta]

You ****ing bumders.

It's fúcking bumders to you chum. This is the Foot.ie Tourettes Zone.

[Angus]

What I love about this thread is the sense that foot.ie is somewhat like a human right. I have never met Dahamsta and, with all respect, I don't need to but as I understand it, this is his show and if you don't like it, go and post in the any number of a hundred squillion forums elsewhere !!