Best chat-up lines

**Ash** · 01/12/2007, 7:11 PM

Do you have much land

**Block G Raptor** · 02/12/2007, 11:36 AM

This is a class chatup / Put Down /Retort which I heard ages ago
Guy walks up to a blonde siting alone in a bar
Guy:Is there anyone sitting here? (indicating the seat oposite her)
Blonde : No . but if you sit there I wont be siting here
Guy: I know . you'll be on your knees sucking my .........

**Trainee** · 03/12/2007, 5:00 AM

Originally Posted by Ash

Do you have much land

has 2 b the best Ash

**Ash** · 03/12/2007, 7:02 AM

Originally Posted by Trainee

has 2 b the best Ash

Us Midland men and our one track mind

**Schlooooomp** · 03/12/2007, 9:58 AM

Originally Posted by Ash

Do you have much land

Or a slight variation on that one for those budding property developers. Do you have much road frontage?

**Ash** · 03/12/2007, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Schlooooomp

Or a slight variation on that one for those budding property developers. Do you have much road frontage?

Yep, theres nothing like a woman with good frontage

Or, another classic line my brothers mate swore he used ....

Nice shoes ... wanna fcuk!!!

Although, I was far more classy in my approach.
I snared Mrs Ash on the way out of a niteclub with a cool and truthful line ...
"Will you mind my jacket while I go for a whizz"

**Schlooooomp** · 03/12/2007, 7:03 PM

Originally Posted by Ash

Yep, theres nothing like a woman with good frontage

Ha Ha

Originally Posted by Ash

Although, I was far more classy in my approach.
I snared Mrs Ash on the way out of a niteclub with a cool and truthful line ...
"Will you mind my jacket while I go for a whizz"

Nice, must try that one some time, probably mess it up though and ask her to hold something inappropriate while I have a whizz